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It's supposed to be To Protect and Serve, but some officers, would rather profile and unnerve. If you've been profiled or unnerved by a police officer then buy this t-shirt and let others know about that injustice of the peace. Stop the profiling in it's tracks by buying and wearing this thought provoking t-shirt. Purchase this police profiling t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/to-profile-and-unnerve?_pos=1&_sid=072b85aa8&_ss=r&variant=39700223787142

Driving fast has become a societal norm, but so has living longer. Unfortunately you can't have both. Wear this safe driving t-shirt for slower drivers that don't feel like dying right now. On this drivers t-shirt the R and V are crossed out to say Die Fast and the X's also represent dead people's eyes. Buy this drivers t-shirt with a message for too fast drivers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/drive-fast-die-fast-1?_pos=1&_sid=357d5c6a7&_ss=r&variant=39804741419142

A bra is for holding a woman's breasts in place, but it is really just an Underboob Carriage, much like a car undercarriage. If you're a woman that wears a bra and is mechanically inclined, then you can get the connection. Wear this sexy boobs t-shirt and start carrying that underboob with more dignity than before. Buy this funny women's bra t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/underboob-carriage?_pos=1&_sid=f92630a05&_ss=r

Motorcycle riders and bikers are not exactly the same thing and cops treat them much differently too. Most bikers get used to cops telling them to move along and this biker t-shirt in the Built For Drivers Collection uses that to describe dying as moving along, instead of passing away. Wear this biker tribute t-shirt and think of death in a whole new light. Buy this fallen bikers tribute t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/bikers-dont-die-they-move-along?_pos=1&_sid=dc2ec8d5b&_ss=r&variant=39942202753158

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A backseat driver is a passenger in a vehicle who comments on the driver's actions and decisions. A Back Seat Driver is a man that drives into a woman's back seat. In other words: a butt fucker. Any man that uses the rear entry method during sex aka anal, can wear this sexually suggestive t-shirt on your next road trip to Drive Miss Daisy. A great gift for college students that are striving to do more driving. Buy this funny and sexy men's adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/back-seat-driver-1

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Warcraft is a video game, novel, and movie, but on this funny driver's t-shirt, it's a car that's realistic warcraft. If you drive to survive, then wear this funny Warcraft movie parody that's also a driving t-shirt that's about people's bad driving habits. If you're sick of drivers that drive like they're in a war, then wear this funny driving t-shirt and let them know they're using their cars as warcraft. Buy this funny Warcraft movie parody and driver's t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/warcraft-1

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Whether you're a MotoGP champion or a recreational motorcycle racer, this Motopsycho Racer t-shirt says it all. If you're a bit psycho when you cycle then wear this funny motorcycle riding t-shirt and let other drivers know to steer clear because they'll just get in your way. Of course, if you drive like that, the only way anyone can see your fantastically fast funny t-shirt is when you're pulled over. Buy this cool motorcycle racing t-shirt for fast bike rider's here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/motopsycho-racer

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Superman may be faster than a speeding bullet, but on this funny motorcycle rider's t-shirt, it's cops that are faster than a speeding bike. Wear this funny bike driver's t-shirt if you love to speed and need a reminder not to get caught, or if you get a ticket the cops might laugh so hard at this funny driving t-shirt, that they let you go. Buy this funny motorbike street racing t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cops-faster-than-a-speeding-bike

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We've all seen the signs in traffic, but on this funny driver's t-shirt, it's about the person saying to Expect Delays. This humorous street sign t-shirt is perfect for government employees and such. Wear this funny driving t-shirt and start letting people know to Expect Delays from you. This funny t-shirt can actually make your life easier. Buy this funny road sign t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/expect-delays

Do you Ride To Live or Live To Ride? That's a trick question because they're really the same thing, but you can Live To Die and Vie To Live. Okay, the first one is a classic, however, this thought-provoking biker style t-shirt can be worn by bikers and anyone else as well. This built for drivers t-shirt may have been inspired by bikers, but anyone can wear it as long as you're alive. So live long and prosper but also Live To Die and Vie To Live. Get this biker lifestyle t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/live-die-vie-live-bikers