wittytwisters
0
6,855 3 years ago

Funny pets and animal t-shirts

Funny pets and animal t-shirts for pet owners of cats and dogs plus humorous wild animals sayings and thoughts.

I Let The Puppies Out.

Who let the dogs out? Who cares, we all want to know who let the puppies out. If you're the type of woman that flashes her boobs, then you let the puppies out too. This sexy t-shirt is for Mardi Gras or Spring Break events as well as everyday flashing. Wear the sexiest t-shirt for women that let their boobs out for a walk. Buy the sexiest t-shirt for women that flash their tits here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-let-the-puppies-out?_pos=1&_sid=1de252302&_ss=r&variant=39675997651078

I Love Pussy

If someone asks you if you love cats, just say; No, no I don't, because this sexy t-shirt is about loving pussy. Well, if you do love cats you can still buy this shirt of course, but if you also like pussy or aka vagina, then wear this sexy t-shirt so you can get more pussy by the barrel full. A great gift for college students that are always pussy footing around. Buy the I Love Pussy t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-love-pussy?_pos=1&_sid=18f885f80&_ss=r

Catwomen - Not Superheroes

This funny t-shirt isn't about Catwoman the superhero, it's about cat women, not being superheroes. Buy this humorous superhero and movie parody shirt for any women that own cats, but it's also great for anyone that loves Catwoman or has a sense of humor about reality. Buy this funny pets t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/catwomen-not-superheroes?_pos=1&_sid=656440e01&_ss=r&variant=39687739375750

Puffy Pussies

A puffy pussy is a cat that is very fluffy, or it can be a meaty vagina. On this funny pet t-shirt, it can be either or both. Whether you like fat cats or puffy pussies of the other kind, you can wear this funny pet or heavy petting t-shirt anywhere. Buy this fat feline or phat pussy t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/puffy-pussies-1?_pos=1&_sid=91bd0bb82&_ss=r

Jurassic Bark

Jurassic Bark is an episode from Futurama, and now you can wear this funny pet owner's dog t-shirt for a large dog, or wear it ironically if you own a tiny dog. Either way, your pet dog will feel better knowing it can bark up the right tree with this funny pet canine t-shirt. Buy this canine comedy t-shirt for animal lovers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/jurassic-bark-1?_pos=1&_sid=3397d093f&_ss=r

An Elephant Always Remembers - But First, It Has To Dismember.

This funny wild animal t-shirt is about the famous saying that an elephant always remembers, but also includes that fact it as to dismember before it can remember. If you're an animal lover, environmentalist, a member of Greenpeace or the WWF, make sure to purchase this funny animal t-shirt to make people aware of how nice elephants are. Buy this funny elephant saying animal t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/an-elephant-always-remembers-but-first-it-has-to-dismember?_pos=1&_sid=fdd0d3186&_ss=r&variant=39701556789382

Why Do Pussies Have Lips?

Cats have lips, and they actually need them to grow and develop properly because mammals use their lips to suckle while nursing. At the same time, the labia are the lips of the vulva and protect the clitoris and vagina from trauma. This question has two answers, and which one you choose is your choice. Make a decisive decision and wear this cat and pussy t-shirt to blow people's minds. Buy this funny pussy and cat question t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/why-do-pussies-have-lips?_pos=1&_sid=30efe37bc&_ss=r

Cats don't give a shit - They only take them

House cats don't care about you because they don't give a shit about anything, except taking one of course. If you're a pet owner and you have a cat that doesn't give a shit, then look out for where your cat takes one and wear this funny pet cat t-shirt to let them know you know. Buy this funny pet cat t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cats-dont-give-a-shit-they-only-take-them?_pos=1&_sid=edffe4e18&_ss=r

Christmas makes me grumpy

Christmas is a time of joy, for most, but on this funny anti-Christmas t-shirt about a grumpy cat at Christmas. If you have a grumpy-looking cat as well, then wear this funny Christmas holiday t-shirt and be a grumpy pair. Buy this grumpy Christmas holiday season t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/christmas-makes-me-grumpy

That Tree Looks Like A Mountain

Christmas and cats go together like ice cream and ketchup and who knows what they're thinking with all those new flashy things in the place. This Christmas let everyone know what your pet cat is thinking just before it climbs the Christmas tree. They're thinking it looks like a mountain and they have to climb it because it's there. Wear this funny Christmas pet cat t-shirt and merry on. Buy this funny pet cat Christmas holiday season t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/that-tree-looks-like-a-mountain

Krampus Cat

Krampus is a popular European legend, a half-goat, half-demon monster that punishes misbehaving children at Christmas. Krampus has many minions, and a cat could be one of them, or maybe your cat is kinda crampy itself. Wear this funny Christmas Krampus cat t-shirt and celebrate a cat Christmas holiday. Buy this funny Krampus cat t-shirt for the Christmas holiday season here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/krampus-cat

Rodolph the red-nosed rottweiler

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a fictional reindeer created by Robert L. May. Rudolph is usually depicted as the ninth and youngest of Santa Claus's reindeer. On this funny Christmas holiday season t-shirt, Rudolph is a Rottweiler with a clown nose. Maybe the dog is a Doberman-Rottweiler mix, but either way, Rottweiler sounds better. Buy this funny pet dog Christmas holiday t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/rudolph-the-red-nosed-rottweiler

Dogs. Eat Shit.

Yes, dogs eat shit, but on this funny pet t-shirt, it's - Dogs. Eat Shit. So, basically, you're saying you like dogs, and everyone else can eat shit. If you're a dog lover, but a people hater, then wear this funny pet dog t-shirt with love and hate in your heart. This funny pet t-shirt about dogs was made without harming any dog. Shit. Buy this funny pet dog owner's t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dogs-eat-shit

Dog House Owner And Tenant

If you own a dog, you probably own a dog house too, but if you end up being a tenant of that dog house when arguing with a loved one, then this funny pet t-shirt is for you. This funny pet dog t-shirt makes a great gift from the better half as well. Buy this funny dog house pets t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dog-house-owner-and-tenant

Leopards Can Change Their Spots

This funny wild animal t-shirt refers to the classic saying that a leopard can't change its spots. Of course, the saying was full of crap in the first place because they could always change their spots by just moving to a different spot. This funny wild animal t-shirt dispels the myth. If you love animals or just like to be a smart ass, then get this funny big cat t-shirt now, before the next Leopard changes its spot for good. Buy this funny leopard saying animal t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/leopards-can-change-their-spots-they-just-move-1

Screw Ewe

Screw You! Or is it Screw Ewe? Of course, nobody condones Beastiality, right? But, this funny adult humor t-shirt is a different way of saying screw you to everyone. Whether you're pushing a sheep through a fence, or just fed up with people, this funny adult humor t-shirt is a perfect fit for you, in more ways than one. It also makes a great gift for college students because they'll screw anything including themselves sometimes. Buy this funny adult humor t-shirt about screwing a sheep to say screw you here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/screw-ewe

Beware of Devil Dog

If you own a Devil Dog, or any kind of dog really, then this funny t-shirt is dog diggity dog perfect for you. This funny animal t-shirt tells people to beware of the devil dog with three heads (Cerberus), and if you have a guard dog or a very good boy, then wear this funny pet t-shirt with every intent to warn people, maybe ironically if you have a small dog, and make them laugh at the same time. Take the beware of dog signs to a whole new level when you wear this funny beware of dog sign pet t-shirt. Buy this funny beware of dog sign pet t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/beware-of-devil-dog

My Dog Is A Scottish Biotch

If you own a Scottish Terrier that's a bit of a bitch, or is actually a bitch, then buy this funny pets t-shirt for Terrier dog owners and let others know you own a real biotch of a dog. It's the perfect gift for dog owners that have Scottish Terriers with an attitude. Buy this funny Scottish Terrier pet dog t-shirt for dog owners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/my-dog-is-a-scottish-biotch

Cats Lick Pussy

This funny pet cat's t-shirt makes other people do a double-take when they see that Cats Lick Pussy. Considering a pussy is a cat, they do lick themselves all the time. This funny house cat pet t-shirt isn't adult in nature, but everyone will think it is at first. A perfect gift for hot-looking cat ladies that aren't crazy. Buy this funny pussy licking house pets t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cats-lick-pussy

I'll Eat Anything But I Prefer Pussy

This pussy eating t-shirt is about cunnilingus, but also a pussy cat that eats its tail. If you love pussy, or pussy cats, then wear this sex-related pussy adult humor t-shirt, or pet cat t-shirt and get more pussy hairs in your mouth. A great gift for college students because they'll eat anything, but prefer pussy as well, and it's your choice which pussy you prefer. Buy this funny adult humor or pet cat t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/ill-eat-anything-but-i-prefer-pussy

Bone Zone

There are two kinds of Bone Zones: One is for dogs and the other is a man's, and this funny dog and men's humor t-shirt refers to both. At first glance, others will see the reference, but ultimately the cute little dog holding a bone as well. If you're a dog lover or a man that considers himself a lover, wear this funny dog and doggy style t-shirt for a good time either way. Buy this funny pet dog and men's adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/bone-zone

Cats - The Real Thing

Do you like the CATS movie or the stage musical? Or do you prefer the real thing instead? The musical was great, and the movie not so much, but if you're a cat person, you know the real thing is always better anyway. Wear this pet cat owner's t-shirt for feline fanciers and get the real thing. A great gift for crazy or sane cat ladies as well. Buy this funny pet house cats t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cats-the-real-thing

My Dog Is A Sexy Bitch

If you're a dog owner and you think your female dog is beautiful, then wear this funny pet dog t-shirt that lets everyone know your female dog is a sexy bitch. Get people's heads turning more than your dog does with this very funny house pet t-shirt with an adult humor twist. Buy this funny pet dog adult humor t-shirt for female dog owners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/my-dog-is-a-sexy-bitch

Dawg Person

This funny dog owner's pet t-shirt is for a man's best friend. This funny pet t-shirt uses Dawg in every way possible. If you own a dog, it's also your Dawg, especially if you're its Dawg. Got it? Now get it. Also a great gift for college students who like it doggy-style. Buy this funny dog owner's pet t-shirt for dawg people here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dawg-person

My Dog Is A Scottish Terror

If you own a Scottish Terrier, then you know how small dogs can also be a terror as well. If you're Terrier is a terror then you need to wear this funny pet owner's t-shirt to shame your dog to let it know the error of being a terror. This funny pets t-shirt isn't guaranteed to end your dog's terrorism, but it can't hurt to try. Buy this funny Scottish Terrier pet dog t-shirt for dog owner's here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/my-dog-is-a-scottish-terror

My Cat is a Pussy

This funny pet cat t-shirt is about a house cat being a pussy. Wear this funny feline pet t-shirt and let everyone know just how much of a pussy your cat really is. This funny cat t-shirt for feline pet owners makes a great gift for cat ladies because you know at least one of them is a scaredy cat. You can also wear this funny pussy cat t-shirt if you want to shame your pussy of a cat into being braver. It may not work, but it's worth a try. Buy this funny house pets cat t-shirt for feline fanciers with scaredy cats here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/my-cat-is-a-pussy

My other dog is a cat

Here's a funny cats & dogs t-shirt for pet owners that have, you guessed it, dogs and cats. Many pet owners have one or the other, but many also have both. So, if that's you, or someone you know, then you should buy this funny cats & dogs t-shirt to let others know that your other car is a...or rather, your other dog is a cat. This funny cats & dogs t-shirt makes a great gift for multiple pet-owning families. Buy this funny cats & dogs t-shirt for multiple pet-owning families here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/my-other-dog-is-a-cat

Dogs On Logs

This funny pet t-shirt is for dog owners and dog lovers that know that dogs are log lovers, both figuratively and literally. If you're a fan of dogs and logs or dogs on logs, then get this funny horny pet dog adult humor t-shirt before your dog falls off that log. Then it will be logging off too. Buy this funny dog lover's pet humor t-shirt for adults here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dogs-on-logs

Dogzilla - Size Does Matter

Have you seen the Godzilla movies? They're big monsters alright, but there are very big dogs too. If you own a very large big dog then order this funny Godzilla movie parody t-shirt about big pet dogs to celebrate just how really big your dog is. And yes, when it comes to dogs, size does matter. Buy this Godzilla movie parody t-shirt about very large pet dogs here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dogzilla-size-does-matter

Unleash Help

Maximus may have wanted to unleash hell in the Gladiator movie, but times have changed. This funny rescue dog t-shirt is a parody of the unleash hell movie quote that says to unleash help instead and has a St. Bernard rescue dog picture. Wear this funny pet dog t-shirt if you own a dog, or just like to help people. Of course, owning a St. Bernard would be a perfect fit. Buy this unleash hell famous movie quote parody and funny pet dog t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/unleash-help

Where Wolves?

Werewolves in myths or movies, are people that change for periods of time into a wolf, typically when there is a full moon. This funny animal t-shirt is about real wolves howling in the night and where they might be. If you're into camping then wear this nature-driven t-shirt and ask where the wolves are. A great gift for movie fans of werewolves as well. Buy this funny wild animal t-shirt about wolves and possibly werewolves here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/where-wolves

Owned By A Bullydog

If you own a Bulldog that's a bit of a bully, then this funny pet dog t-shirt fits you perfectly, but not the dog though. You can shame your dog by wearing this funny Bulldog t-shirt, or you can even name it Shamus, either way, you'll teach your Bulldog a lesson it will soon forget. Assuming it gets it in the first place. This might help: Tell it: bark, bark, bark bark, woof. Buy this funny Bulldog t-shirt for dog owners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/owned-by-a-bullydog

So, this is what a wet-ass pussy looks like.

So, this is what a wet-ass pussy looks like. Pussy is slang for women's vaginas and wet-ass means extremely wet, with wet referring to female sexual arousal. On this funny pet pussy cat t-shirt, people get to see what a WAP aka wet-ass pussy actually looks like. Wear this funny pet cat t-shirt if you love cats, or wear this sexy wet-ass pussy t-shirt if you love pussy. It might even be a twofer. Buy this funny and sexy wet-ass pussy cat t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/so-this-is-what-a-wet-ass-pussy-looks-like

There Is No Dog I'm A Cat Person

This funny pet t-shirt is for a cat person and states that there is no DOG. Not, there is no GOD. A subtle switch that makes a big difference. If you love cats but don't like dogs, then this humorous pet t-shirt was made for you. This funny feline fancier's t-shirt should not be worn around any dogs though, as they may rat you out to the other dogs, and then you'll be in trouble. Buy this funny pet cat owner's t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/there-is-no-dog-im-a-cat-person-2

MY DOG IS A BOXER

If you own a Boxer dog breed then buy the funny pet t-shirt posted here about Boxers that are also into boxing as a sport. In reality, there are probably not a lot of Boxers that can box, but you never know nowadays. It's a fun and twisted way of letting everyone know you love a Boxer. Buy this funny boxing boxer dog t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dog-boxer-24-knockouts

Bloody Pussy

People from England say bloody in front of everything and sometimes it changes the meaning of things like pussy, even if it's about a cat. There are two kinds of bloody pussies and this funny pet cat t-shirt makes people think of both kinds of pussy at the same time. Buy this funny pet house cat t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/bloody-pussy

Cat Scratch Fever? That's Why I'm A Dog Person.

If you're a dog owner that hates cats, then wear this funny pet dog t-shirt that blames the Cat Scratch Fever that you don't want to catch. Of course, it's only a song by Ted Nugent, but on this funny pet dog t-shirt, it's the reason you don't like cats. Buy this funny pet dog t-shirt for a song here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cat-scratch-fever-dog

0 Comments

No comments yet.