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Funny food and fun foodie t-shirts

Funny food and fun foodie t-shirts with humorous tee-shirts for meat eaters, vegetarians and even vegans. These tees include some humor with your meals.

Meat Lovers Eat Butt

Boston butt is the most common cut used for pulled pork, a staple of barbecue in the southern United States. So, if you're a meat lover, then you have eaten butt before and now you can let everyone else know that meat lovers eat butt too, with this funny sexually suggestive adult t-shirt. Buy the meat lovers Eat Butt t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/meat-lovers-eat-butt?_pos=1&_sid=093b3ecfe&_ss=r

Donut Disturb

Do you love donuts as much as Homer Simpson? If you do, and you don't want to be disturbed while eating one, then buy this t-shirt to let others know by wearing donut disturb on your t-shirt. Different Types of Donuts: Glazed Fritters Long John a.k.a. éclairs Cinnamon Twists Donut Holes Jelly Donuts Cake Donuts Sour Cream Donuts Boston Cream Cruellers Sprinkled Donuts Cronut: Donut-croissant hybrid from New York's Dominique Ansel Bakery. Okay, if you're hungry now, go get a donut, then buy this funny food t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/donut-disturb?_pos=1&_sid=5cafe896a&_ss=r

Penis Is The Only Meat I Eat

If you're a vegetarian or a vegan that doesn't eat meat, but you do eat penis, then wear this funny adult humor t-shirt and let others know that you do eat the meat after all. Of course, a penis has no meat, but has been referred to as that, like, forever. So, give others a laugh with your lesson to not eat the meat. Buy this sexually suggestive vegetarians or vegan t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/penis-is-the-only-meat-i-eat?_pos=1&_sid=7e5cc45eb&_ss=r&variant=39673565216902

Tongs Thongs & Beer Bongs

If you love summer, then you'll love this Tongs Thongs & Beer Bongs t-shirt. Summer is all about backyard barbequing, babes in bikini's and bountiful beers. Now you can spread the summer sunshine with this funny t-shirt you can wear all year round. Buy the Tongs Thongs & Beer Bongs t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/tongs-thongs-beer-bongs?_pos=1&_sid=6ff5ad06a&_ss=r&variant=39689558130822

MMM Mock Meat Material

Vegan meat is also called faux, fake, mock, meat analogs, or plant proteins and are products that mimic animal-based meat like textures, flavor, or appearance. Whether you love them or hate them, mock meats are here and they're gaining more support. So wear this funny food t-shirt and either condone or sarcastically condemn Mock Meat Material. Buy the funniest foodies t-shirt ever right here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/mmm-mock-meat-material-1?_pos=1&_sid=f5db7835c&_ss=r&variant=39806050697350

Sugar Tits - A Healthy Way To Start Your Day

Sugar Tits describes a female with a delightfully sweet bosom or a delicious pair of breasts and is a healthy way to start the day. Whether you're a man or woman, you can love Sugar Tits cereal, with milk included of course. Wear this funny adult t-shirt if you love sweet-tasting boobs or have yummy yum yums of your own. Buy this sexy sugar tits adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/sugar-tits-a-healthy-way-to-start-your-day?_pos=1&_sid=e139a3c77&_ss=r&variant=39814920175750

Muffburger Town - Fast Fun Food

There are hundreds of kinds of hamburgers including beef burgers and chicken burgers, but now there's a new kind of fast food and it's called Muffburgers. If you love to eat muff, then wear this funny and sexy food t-shirt for burger lovers or muff divers and head to Muffburger Town. Buy this funny adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/muffburger-town-fast-fun-food

VEGANS GO INTO THE LITE

Going into the Light is when someone is dying. When Vegans Go Into The Lite, it's the lighter side of eating food. Veganism is the ultimate lite food diet and it's more than just a label too. Wear this funny vegan t-shirt and show others how lite they can be. Buy this Vegan lifestyle t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/vegans-go-into-the-lite-1

Box Lunches Available Here

A box lunch is food, which you take to work, school, or on a trip and eat as your lunch. This sexy t-shirt for women is about a different kind of box lunch though. If you're a woman that loves your vagina to be eaten out, then wear this sexy cunnilingus t-shirt and have a better sex life. Buy this sexy sex-related pussy eating cunnilingus t-shirt for women here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/box-lunches-available-here-1

PHAT - Pretty Hot And Tasty

If you love fast food, especially hamburgers and fries, then wear this funny fast foodie t-shirt that says burgers and fries are PHAT, aka pretty hot and tasty. This PHAT isn't about women, it's about the love of eating at fast food restaurants. If you wear this funny food for thought t-shirt to a McDonald's or Burger King you'll get a laugh, but maybe even some free goodies too, because you're the ultimate fast food fan. Buy this funny hot and tasty fast food t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/phat-pretty-hot-and-tasty

Meat Is Murder - So Is Killing Someone And I Could Kill For A Burger

The phrase “Meat Is Murder” was a plea to cause a reaction within carnivores to become vegetarians or vegans. Meat Is Murder on this funny meat-eaters food t-shirt because you could kill someone for a burger. If you're a hamburger lover or regular meat eater, then wear this funny food t-shirt for foodies or whatever, and eat the meat. Buy this funny meat-eating hamburger lovers' food t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/meat-is-murder-so-is-killing-someone-and-i-could-kill-for-a-burger

Eat My Meat - It's BBQ Season

This funny food t-shirt is for men that love to be BBQ and summertime chefs. This funny men's adult humor t-shirt refers to two different kinds of meat being eaten at a BBQ. There's the sexual adult humor about a man's penis being eaten and the eating food humor. Either way, it's a fun time for any barbecue season with this funny men's adult humor barbeque t-shirt. Buy this funny adult men's humor BBQ cooking t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/eat-my-meat-its-bbq-season

I eat soul food for the souls

Soul food is traditional southern African American food. If soul food is good for the soul, it must have lots of souls in it. If you're into sucking or eating people's souls, you need to eat soul food to get them. Wear this funny food t-shirt about eating soul food and start sucking the life out of your food, or something like that. Buy this funny t-shirt for foodies or whatever. that's about eating soul food here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-eat-soul-food-for-the-souls-1

I Like To Eat Out

You can eat out at a restaurant, but on this sexy adult humor t-shirt for men, it's a term used for performing oral sex aka cunnilingus on a female instead. If you're a man or maybe a woman that likes to lick the labia aka eating pussy out, then wear this sexy vagina-licking t-shirt that's also a parody of eating food at a restaurant, to all your dining encounters. Buy this sexy pussy eating men's adult humor and funny food t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-like-to-eat-out

Vegan Unless I'm Really Hungry

Vegans believe it's moral to avoid animal products, but they also believe it's healthier and better for the environment, but not all vegans are extreme in their belief and sometimes when they're really hungry, concessions must be made. If you're a vegan with a sense of humor about it, then wear this funny food t-shirt and let people know eating meat or cheese when necessary won't kill you, but starving will. Buy this funny food t-shirt for vegans with a sense of humor here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/vegan-unless-im-really-hungry

I eat naked bacon

If you're a woman that likes you so much better when you're naked, while you're eating bacon, then you may be a bit masochistic, but also very sexy. Naked bacon is eating bacon just by itself, but eating naked bacon while you're also naked is the ultimate pleasure, with a little pain in 50 shades of splatter. A great gift for college girls that are already being eaten naked, and maybe eating bacon too. Buy this sexy women's adult humor food t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-eat-naked-bacon-1

BBQ Chef - Try To Beat My Meat

If you love to barbecue or barbeque, whichever, then this funny men's adult humor t-shirt fits your summertime fun perfectly. Be the BBQ King with a little bit of adult humor thrown in for some good taste. This funny summertime men's adult humor barbecuing t-shirt makes a great gift for dads, husbands, college students, and boyfriends that like to heat the meat, and get it eaten during and then beaten after the party. Buy this funny men's adult humor BBQ t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/bbq-chef-try-to-beat-my-meat

GRAVY BOAT CAPTAIN

A Gravy Boat is a boat-shaped pitcher for serving gravies and sauces at dinner. Of course, every boat needs its captain and if you're the host with the most roast, then wear this funny food t-shirt and be the captain of your own boat, that's filled with gravy. A great gift for college students that pour gravy over everything, especially fries. Buy this funny food t-shirt for good gravy lovers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/gravy-boat-captain-1

It's Diner Time

It's dinner time! Wait: who cooked it? Let's be real, in this day and age it's more like; It's Diner Time. If you love to eat out (no pun intended, sorta) then wear this funny eating food t-shirt for eating out at diners and be a diner dinner diner. This funny food-eating t-shirt also makes great wear for diner employees as well. Wink, wink. Buy this funny foodie fashion fare for dining at diners when eating dinner here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-diner-time

VEGANISM come over to the lite side

Come over to the dark side is a famous quote from Star Wars, but Vegans will ask you to come over to the lite side instead. Veganism is a naturally low-fat food diet, while not eating meat also helps cut down carbon footprints. Wear this funny Veganism t-shirt for vegans that want to bring other foodies over to the lite side. Buy this funny Veganism t-shirt to recruit vegans for the cause here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/veganism-come-over-to-the-lite-side-1

I'm Medium Rare - Different, But Not Too Different

This funny food t-shirt states that the wearer is Medium Rare which is different, but not too different. In other words, different is rare, but only medium rare, not raw rare. And that is what everyone wants to be, not the same old, same old, but not the freak of the week either. Let others know you're the perfect person that they all want to be, with this funny foodie and personality t-shirt. The picture is of a man about to eat some meat, but the medium rare is the meat and not the man, so women can wear this funny food t-shirt as well. Buy this funny fun food-eating t-shirt that's about the cult of personality here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/im-medium-rare-different-but-not-too-different

Burger Herder

Americans eat nearly 50 billion hamburgers a year, which is three burgers a week for every single person in the United States. If you love hamburgers, then you're a burger herder and you need to buy this funny food-eating t-shirt to celebrate that fact. It also makes a great t-shirt for cowboys or girls as well. Get this funny burger lover's food-eating t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/burger-herder

Eat My Pink Sprinkled Donut

In the movie "This Is The End", Seth Rogen mentions that he saw Michael Cera's butt and said "I picture it looking like a little donut. A little pink sprinkled donut." Now you can tell everyone to eat your pink sprinkled donut. This funny t-shirt can be about food, or food for thought, that's your choice. Whether you're offering treats, telling someone off, or even turning them on, this t-shirt does it all. Buy this funny food t-shirt for donut lovers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/eat-my-pink-sprinkled-donut

Meatarian

Are you a carnivore? Don't let people tell you that meat is bad for you because it's actually good for you in the right proportions. If you want to eat meat then that's your choice and you have every right to it. Let people know that you're a Meatarian when you wear this food for thought t-shirt and heat that meat. Get this foodie or maybe just food t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/meatarian-meat-eater-food

VEGETARIANS We'll Beet Your Meat

Vegetarianism is the practice of abstaining from the consumption of meat or the flesh of any animal. Vegetarians also like to replace meats with plant-based products like Beets. Of course, this funny food t-shirt for vegetarian foodies is slightly sexual, but also meat-free. Wear the funniest food fashion anywhere and beet their meat as much as possible. Buy this funny vegetarian lifestyle t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/vegetarians-beet-meat

Keep Calm and Chew On - Pizza Or Death

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. Keep Calm and Chew On is motivational for pizza lovers. If you love to eat pizza then this funny food t-shirt is a motivation to eatsa pizza. Buy this funny food-eating and pizza lovers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/keep-calm-chew-pizza-food

Love Eat Shit

Eat Pray Love is a romantic drama film, while Love Eat Shit isn't. What it is, is a biological function after eating. If you love to love, then eat and release, then wear this funny movie parody t-shirt and live and then be human. Buy this funny food movie parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/love-eat-shit-1

Eat Me

Eat me is a classic phrase where most people refer to eating them, but on this funny food t-shirt, it's being said by a slice of pizza. Tell the world to eat you, or the pizza slice, either way, you both win. Wear this funny and sexy t-shirt and get more sex, or eat more pizza. Buy this funny and sexy t-shirt that says Eat Me here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/eat-me-food-pizza

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