Many people have sang Jingle Bells during the Christmas holidays, but it's really for kids. Silly kids, this t-shirt is for adults only. Sing a carol in a little higher note when you jingle and tingle those balls with this S+M themed Christmas t-shirt. You'll be stinging all the way too if someone jingles your balls at Christmas. Buy the Jingle Balls Tingle Balls Xmas t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/jingle-balls-tingle-balls-stinging-all-the-way?_pos=1&_sid=21b68b8eb&_ss=r

If you have ever heard the song One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater, then you'll love this updated version where it's a 3 Eyed, 2 Horned, Purple People Greeter from LOLmart. Aliens have landed on Earth and they work at LOLmart as greeters. If you're a fan of Walmart, or aliens, or greetings, then order this funny song parody t-shirt or gift it to a greeter you know. Buy the 3 Eyed, 2 Horned, Purple People Greeter t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-a-3-eyed-2-horned-purple-people-greeter?_pos=1&_sid=5b070150c&_ss=r&variant=39692159484038

Wu-Tang Clan is an American hip hop group formed in 1992. Putang however, refers to a woman's genitals and if you love to love a women's vagina, then join the Putang Clan. Whether you're a man or a woman that wants more sex with women, wear this sexy t-shirt and join the Putang Clan where membership has it's privileges. Buy the Putang Clan sexy adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/putang-clan?_pos=1&_sid=f7c5beac0&_ss=r

If you love loud music, then you want to be Deaf Proof. Sure being Death Proof can have it's advantages, but being Deaf Proof can really help at concerts or when you crank up that stereo. Be the life of the party when you wear this musical movie parody t-shirt and crank up the volume. Of course nobody is actually Death Proof or Deaf Proof, so be careful out there. Buy the Deaf Proof loud music t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/deaf-proof-crank-it-up?_pos=1&_sid=9605d23dc&_ss=r

Taken from the Carly Simon song Anticipation, there are many reasons to be late for something, but we all know that masturbation plays a large part in why people are late. If masturbating takes up a lot of your time, then wear this funny sex related adult humor t-shirt and always have an excuse for being late. Buy this sexy self pleasuring tee shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/masturba-a-tion-is-making-me-late?_pos=1&_sid=5d783330d&_ss=r&variant=39670983688326

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Well, that's nice. But, this funny women's Christmas t-shirt is a little nasty because it's says to Jingle My Bells with two bells strategically placed where a woman's breasts would be. If you're a woman, and you know you are, then wear this t-shirt and get an extra present at Christmas time. Even more so if you don't wear a bra. Purchase the Jingle My Bells funny women's Xmas t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/jingle-my-bells?_pos=1&_sid=a09fb5698&_ss=r

There's all kinds of music. Rock, pop, rap, dance and country just to name a few. If you love music, but hate the people that only listen to the newest stuff on the radio, you can wear this funny music t-shirt and let them know there's more to music than brand new. Sing it loud, and sing it proud. Buy this classic rock music lovers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/brand-new-isnt-the-only-kind-of-music-1?_pos=1&_sid=d11340bca&_ss=r&variant=39801718440070

I've Got You Under My Skin is a Frank Sinatra song. On this funny music t-shirt, however, the song is sung by your own skeleton or skeletal structure. If a skeleton could sing, this is the song it would play. Buy this music parody t-shirt for Frank Sinatra fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/ive-got-you-under-your-skin-ive-got-you-deep-in-the-heart-of-you-1?_pos=1&_sid=7b6f0becc&_ss=r&variant=39799587569798

If you're a Canadian pot smoker, then you'll love this version of Oh Canada titled, Oh Cannabis. The verse - with glowing eyes, we see the rise, is about waking and baking, just so you know. You can also get a rise out of this funny marijuana t-shirt every time a stoner reads it. Cannabis is not why Canadians are called crazy canucks, but maybe it should be cannabis canucks now. Buy this funny Oh Canada pot parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/oh-cannabis-1?_pos=1&_sid=b9c487bce&_ss=r

President Joe Biden's sister called Donald Trump a 'Bully' "He had the mind not of a President, but of a vengeful dictator, and running against him felt almost degrading". If you think Donald Trump is a bully too, then wear this funny former president's political satire t-shirt and start singing the song Wooly Bully. Of course, the wooly part is his hair. Buy this funny Donald Trump presidential political t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/wooly-bully?_pos=1&_sid=3a6ce0307&_ss=r

If you love Heavy Metal or any of the other metals or etc., then you love to bang your head to hard-driving songs. Headbanging mother fucker's are a different breed of music lover and this cool headbanger's t-shirt bangs it loud and proud. Buy this cool Headbanging Mother Fucker music t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/headbanging-mother-fucker?_pos=1&_sid=9e5d1ea4f&_ss=r

"Witchy Woman" is a song by the rock band Eagles, but realistically, bitchy should've probably been in there too. Wear this funny music parody t-shirt that's a Halloween twofer and celebrate music and Halloween at the same time, or not. This funny music t-shirt also makes a great gift for the wife as well. Buy this Witchy Woman song parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/collections/newest-t-shirts/products/witchy-bitchy-woman

The Fire Down Below is a song by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band. On this funny and sexy adult humor t-shirt for men or women, there's a fire down below the wearer's pants as well. Wear this funny and sexy adult humor t-shirt and get the fire down below quenched more often. Buy this funny and sexy adult humor t-shirt for men or women here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/theres-a-fire-down-below

If you listen to headphones in public like many people, then you need to wear this funny music lovers t-shirt and let people know you can't hear them without having to stop the music. Why step on songs anymore when you just have to point to this funny music t-shirt that says; what? for you while you're listening to your favorite tunes. Buy this wearing music headphones t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/what?

Remember MC Hammer and his hit song "U can't touch this". He never actually says "It's Hammer Time" in the song though. Of course, this funny music t-shirt doesn't say that either, but instead says Ramher Time. If you're an adult male that wants sex, it's time to buy this funny adult men's music t-shirt to let the wife, girlfriend, or potential good time know you're ready to ram her like a hammer. In a good way. Buy this music parody and sex t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-ramher-time

If you're an Iron Maiden fan you'll get a laugh out of this funny music t-shirt that has Eddie getting ironed out by a hotel maid. It's an Iron Maidening that the heavy metal bands mascot will never forget. If you're a metalhead with a sense of hard humor, wear this funny heavy metal music t-shirt to your next Iron Maiden concert. Buy this funny Iron Maiden heavy metal music t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/iron-maidening

Were you born to be wild like the Steppenwolf song? Or like everyone else, were you born to be old? You can have both if you're really careful, or you can buy this funny music parody t-shirt and at least have the old fart part covered. If you're more of the relaxed type and not the wild type, then relax, and wear this funny song t-shirt to visit family in the retirement home and give them all a funny break. Buy this funny classic rock music t-shirt about getting old here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/born-to-be-old

Girls just wanna have fun is a song by Cyndi Lauper. Boys on the other hand only seem to want bum these days. Anal sex is on the rise along with male penises and this butt-fucking anal t-shirt celebrates this sexual fetish. If you're a man that loves anal adventures, then wear this men's adult humor anal sex t-shirt and start a butt-blasting revolution. A great gift for college students that have to pay anally for their courses. It was made for a man, but women can wear it too. Buy this funny men's adult humor t-shirt about anal sex here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/boys-just-wanna-have-bum

This funny men's adult humor t-shirt is a musical parody of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" geared towards men with shy little guys that are trying to piss in public or any guy with a sense of adult humor. Wear this funny adult men's humor t-shirt about shy penis situations and have an excuse when you can't urinate in public. This funny men's humor adult t-shirt makes a great gift for college students trying to pee too. Buy this funny men's adult humor t-shirt about shy penises when trying to urinate in public here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/tinkle-tinkle-little-guy-how-i-wonder-why-youre-shy

Pop Goes The Weasel is a song by Anthony Newley, and on this funny men's adult humor t-shirt, it's about an erect penis going cock-a-doodle-do. If you're a horny male that pops boners, you can wear this funny adult t-shirt and pop until you just can't stop. This funny horny men's boner t-shirt makes a great gift for male college students that like it hard, their dick that is. Buy this funny adult humor t-shirt for horny men with constant erections here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/pop-goes-the-weasel

Chuck Berry sang My Ding-a-Ling, and now there's Ring My Dingaling which refers to either male genital piercings aka a cock ring, or even about a man or woman just saying to call you. Either way, wear this funny sex-related adult humor t-shirt and give that thing a ring. A great gift for college students that are always looking for a good time. Buy this funny men's adult humor t-shirt about male genitalia piercing or phone calling here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/ring-my-dingaling-1

Led Zeppelin was the biggest rock band ever, but a lead Zeppelin wouldn't be such a good idea and it's probably why the Hindenburg crashed. Not really of course, but that's why this classic rock music t-shirt is funny. Buy it as a gift for music lovers or for Zeppelin fans. Either zeppelins. Buy this funny Led Zeppelin classic rock music t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/lead-zeppelin-its-probably-why-the-hindenburg-crashed

If you love the John Lennon song Imagine, and you're part of our video and picture-taking society, then you can appreciate this combination of John Lennon's famous song and another societal pop culture of imaging everything and then uploading it to the internet. Of course, by doing this, you capture people's lives in pieces as well. Bring a little piece of John Lennon back to life with this funny music tribute t-shirt that's about our current lifestyle of posting everything. A great gift for classic rock and roll fans or anyone that has ever taken a selfie. Buy this John Lennon song Imagine funny music tribute t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/image-all-the-people-living-life-in-pieces

Loki, in Norse mythology, is known as the god of mischief. This funny music t-shirt, however, is about Lowkey, a flute-playing faun who has the supervillain power to play in a really low key with a flute and is known as the god of music. Wear this funny music t-shirt that's also a parody of the Marvel TV show Loki if you're a musician or music lover or know one, and watch Marvel movies and TV shows like Loki. Get this funny music t-shirt for musicians, music lovers, or Marvel movies and TV shows fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/lowkey-the-god-of-music

This funny music t-shirt is a tribute to the rock and roll band KISS with a Peter Criss lookalike makeup job as the pussy. Of course, most people will automatically assume it's the other kind of pussy. If you're a woman that likes to tease and please or warn then scorn, this sexy women's music t-shirt is a must-wear. Get this KISS music t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/kiss-my-pussy