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Funny stoner and drug users t-shirts

Funny stoner and drug users t-shirts for marijuana activism, cannabis smokers, potheads, weed smokers, bong smokers and other drug users like cocaine, pills and magic mushrooms.

I Need Weed To Feed

There's hope for those who have eating disorders, as well as people whose medications suppress their appetite and it's called marijuana. The compound contained in cannabis products for stimulating appetite is called THC. We're not always about the 420 lifestyle though, sometimes it's about living life as well. Get more supporters for medical marijuana with this I Need Weed To Feed t-shirt. Buy the I Need Weed To Feed medical marijuana t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-need-weed-to-feed?_pos=1&_sid=691300609&_ss=r&variant=39676779757702

Don't Fear The Reefer

If you smoke weed, then you already know it's not as dangerous as everyone was lead to believe, and you also know that other people don't need to Fear The Reefer. You can still fear the reaper, just not the reefer. This marijuana activism t-shirt is for any stoner or medical marijuana user that wants to stop the insanity. Buy this funny 420 cannabis t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dont-fear-the-reefer?_pos=1&_sid=683490b88&_ss=r&variant=39682144108678

Your Highness - My Highness

Your Highness is a 2011 American stoner comic fantasy film. Your Highness wasn't great, but My Highness is, referring to Your Highness of course. If you can figure that out, you need to smoke another joint, or bong, or something. Celebrate 420 with highness when you wear this funny cannabis clothing for adults. Buy this stoned marijuana smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/your-highness-my-highness?_pos=1&_sid=304ad8430&_ss=r

The Rolling Stoned

There's the Rolling Stones band, magazine and stones gathering moss, but this funny stoner t-shirt is about rolling joints to smoke and then getting stoned. If you smoke weed in joints, then you're The Rolling Stoned too. Celebrate 420 every day with this joint smokers t-shirt with a cannabis twist, literally. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for marijuana tokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-rolling-stoned?_pos=1&_sid=b7af65ff2&_ss=r&variant=39675145748614

4:10 Early Bud Special

If everybody is sparking up at 4:20 then why not get ahead of the game by celebrating weed a little bit early with an early bud special. It's much better than an early bird special. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt and crack all your stoner buddies up earlier than anyone else. Purchase the 4:10 - Early Bud Special t-shirt online here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/4-10-early-bud-special?_pos=1&_sid=8977eb481&_ss=r

The Quest For Fire - Who's Gotta Light?

Remember the Quest For Fire movie in 1981 where Daryl Hannah and Rae Dawn Chong brought sexy back to the Stone Age. Now you can go on a quest for fire too with this funny movie parody stoner t-shirt. You need to light that joint, pipe or cigarette somehow and this shirt can help you finish your quest on a positive note. Never ask anyone for a light again because this funny t-shirt does the asking for you by letting others know you need a light, badly. Of course, you can wear this t-shirt even when you don't need a light as well. Buy The Quest For Fire funny smokers and tokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-quest-for-fire-whos-gotta-light?_pos=1&_sid=34f22f35e&_ss=r&variant=39697125867654

Duh Potlympics

Consuming cannabis is older and more traditional than the Olympics, so buy this funny stoner t-shirt and celebrate Duh Potlympics by carrying the burning joint to your mouth. If you love weed then let other people know there should be a Potlympics. Order Duh Potlympics stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/duh-potlympics?_pos=1&_sid=e72cea7e4&_ss=r

Merry Wanna

This funny weed t-shirt is for pot smokers and marijuana activists that want to make other stoners laugh without alerting straight people about their lifestyle. If you like to be subtle about your cannabis consumption then buy this t-shirt to show others that you wanna be merry and you love merry wanna aka marijuana. Get this one of many very funny stoner shirts here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/merry-wanna?_pos=1&_sid=62a9482f2&_ss=r

POT US - President Of THC In The United States

Donald Trump might be the President of the United States or POTUS, but now you can be the President of THC in the United States. Buy this funny POT US t-shirt and be treated like a celebrity when they find out you're the president. Order the POT US t-shirt online here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/pot-us-president-of-thc-in-the-united-states?_pos=1&_sid=031b86c4b&_ss=r&variant=39698397954182

Oh Cannabis

If you're a Canadian pot smoker, then you'll love this version of Oh Canada titled, Oh Cannabis. The verse - with glowing eyes, we see the rise, is about waking and baking, just so you know. You can also get a rise out of this funny marijuana t-shirt every time a stoner reads it. Cannabis is not why Canadians are called crazy canucks, but maybe it should be cannabis canucks now. Buy this funny Oh Canada pot parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/oh-cannabis-1?_pos=1&_sid=b9c487bce&_ss=r

High Way 420

There are highways everywhere, but there's only one High Way, and that's 420. If you like to get high then wear this 420 fashion and head out on the high way. Cannabis has many names like marijuana, weed, herb, grass, pot and so on and on, and of course they're all celebrated on 420 and maybe at 4:20. If you purchase this funny stoner t-shirt your life will be an endless high way. Buy this funny 420 life t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/high-way-421?_pos=1&_sid=3dec6f8bd&_ss=r

Superstoner

A Super Stoner is a person who smokes excess amounts of marijuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job or career. A Superstoner is a superhero stoner. A superhero stoner attends festivals, actually shows up for protests and helps the cannabis community in general above and beyond the call of duty. Buy this superhero stoner pot smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/superstoner-1?_pos=1&_sid=1d1b59ad4&_ss=r

Emotional Support Cannabinols

There are emotional support animals, but there's also Emotional Support Cannabinols too. Whether for medical or recreational use, cannabis aka marijuana, can lend a helping hand with depression or just every day life. Wear this funny stoners t-shirt and let the 420 cannabis communities know that cannabis is your emotional support animal. Buy this medical or recreational cannabis users t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/emotional-support-cannabinols-1?_pos=1&_sid=12225947e&_ss=r

Mr. Plow

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow. That was Homer Simpsons plow company, but on this funny stoner t-shirt they'll call you Mr. Plow because of all the cocaine you snort. Yes coke is a drug and many people use it, so don't refuse it and plow on. Buy this funny cocaine drug users and stoners t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/mr-plow-1?_pos=1&_sid=e52c7d573&_ss=r

Cannabliss

Cannabis, aka marijuana, weed, pot, and herb among other names, is a psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant used primarily for medical or recreational purposes. Cannabliss is for pot users that smoke weed for the blissful effects either for recreational or medical needs. This stoner's t-shirt can be worn at 420 events and marijuana activism rallies with very positive effects. Buy this Cannabis t-shirt for blissful stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cannabliss-1?_pos=1&_sid=4c72c51ff&_ss=r

WEED

Weed aka cannabis, marijuana, grass, pot, herb, ganja, dope, and mary jane among other names, is a psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant. 158.8 million people around the world smoke weed, so if you love weed too, wear this stoner t-shirt and celebrate 420 with some style. Buy this 420 stoner wear t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/weed?_pos=1&_sid=ff547f702&_ss=r

Weed Man

Weed Man's lawn care services will keep your grass green. On this funny stoner t-shirt, you can be Weed Man, but it's nothing to do with lawn care. If you smoke cannabis then wear this ultimate 420 superhero t-shirt and bring marijuana activism to the masses. Buy this funny pot smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/weed-man?_pos=2&_sid=72f9b3ce4&_ss=r

Baked At 420

420 is cannabis culture slang for marijuana and hashish consumption, especially smoking around the time 4:20 p.m., and was coined by high school students in California in 1971. If you're a stoner that gets baked at 4:20 every day or on 4/20, or at 420 degrees of stoned, then wear this funny weed-smoking t-shirt with a pot leaf as the degrees sign at 420 festivals and be the life of the pot party. Buy this funny 420 pot smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/baked-at-420?_pos=1&_sid=3dee8ac2b&_ss=r&variant=39741453533318

THE DRUG GURU

The Love Guru is a very bad movie that nobody wanted to see, while The Drug Guru is a very good drug dealer or drug user that everybody wants to see. If you love your drugs, then wear this funny stoner t-shirt and be the guru you know you are. Buy this funny stoner drug Guru t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-drug-guru?_pos=1&_sid=fddad6c64&_ss=r&variant=39810767880326

Thank you for being a friend.

Thank You for Being a Friend is a song by Andrew Gold, but this funny stoner t-shirt is about a different kind of friend: Cannabis. If you're a stoner that gets a boner for marijuana, you'll be able to send your love of weed to your best 420 friends. Wear this funny pot smokers t-shirt and say thank you to your best friend: Weed. Buy this funny cannabis smoker's t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/thank-you-for-being-a-friend?_pos=1&_sid=66ab809ad&_ss=r&variant=39857752113286

HIGH WASTED

You can be high waisted, or you can be high wasted. When you're high wasted though, that's because you just smoked a big joint or bowl of weed. If you partake in the 420 cannabis culture then getting wasted because you're high is par for the stoner course. Wear this pot smokers t-shirt and get wasted, not waisted. Buy this funny marijuana smoking t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/high-wasted?_pos=1&_sid=4bc1659d4&_ss=r

The Pot Calling The Cannabis Green

The pot calling the kettle black is a proverbial idiom while the pot calling the cannabis green is stoner humor. Wear this funny 420 pot-smoking t-shirt and stop calling the cannabis green. Oh wait, it is. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle stoner's t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-pot-calling-the-cannabis-green?_pos=1&_sid=7110e8964&_ss=r&variant=39910314705030

American Pie Eyed

American Pie is a comedy movie where that guy fucked that pie. On this funny stoner t-shirt, American Pie is taken to a new high, a pie-eyed high in fact. Pie-eyed, usually means extremely drunk or tired, but also when you're really stoned as well. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt and get red-eyed, pie-eyed, or whatever-eyed. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/american-pie-eyed?_pos=1&_sid=5d99969ad&_ss=r

Don't Panic It's Organic

This funny stoner t-shirt is about cannabis myths, and the fact marijuana is organic and better than many other vices. If you smoke weed, you already know it's not as bad as people used to think it was and especially not evil. Wear this funny 420 t-shirt and spread the word that weed is wonderfully organic and there's no need to panic. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt about cannabis here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dont-panic-its-organic?_pos=1&_sid=aaaa23a3c&_ss=r

Lighten Up

Stoners use Zippo lighters a lot and that means stoners like to light up, but also want people to lighten up as well. If you're a stoner that wants to send a double message, then wear this funny 420 lifestyle t-shirt and get other people to lighten up too. Buy this funny 420 stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/lighten-up

California Sinsemilla

Cannabis sinsemilla aka sensi is the female Cannabis plant that has no seeds. California Sinsemilla is the old school of weed smoking. When there was either Jamaican or California weed and not much else. Wear this retro-stoner art t-shirt and become a cannabis connoisseur. But this stoner retro-art t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/california-sinsemilla

Every Toke Matters

Every person matters, but for stoners, every toke matters too, that's why we have roach clips, pipes, bowls, etc., etc. Wear this funny pot smokers t-shirt and let your weed-smoking buddies know you want that roach because every toke matters. Buy this funny 420 cannabis smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/every-toke-matters

The Grin That Stole Christmas

Dr. Seuss wrote How The Grinch Stole Christmas, but if you're a stoner that has ever gotten high at a Christmas dinner, you're The Grin That Stole Christmas. Getting stoned at family get-togethers is as classic as drinking for the holidays, so wear this funny marijuana smokers t-shirt at your next Xmas party. Buy this funny stoned pot smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-grin-that-stole-christmas-1

Christmas Reef

Here's a Christmas t-shirt for stoners that smoke weed. While everyone else is thinking of Christmas wreaths, you could be wearing a Christmas Reef t-shirt instead. Reef is a short form for reefer or aka weed, marijuana, pot, etc. Buy this funny Christmas Reef stoners t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/christmas-reef

CONEDUBES

Remember the movie Coneheads? An alien couple with cone-shaped heads living on earth. Stoners have their own cone-shaped objects and they're called conedubes. If you want to celebrate 420 with a big joint, it really should be a conedube. Wear this funny pot smokers t-shirt and be the life of the 420 parties. Buy this cannabis smoker's conedube t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/conedubes

Mary Pothead And The Sorcerer's Stoned

First, there was the Harry Pothead parody, but now here's the Mary Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned funny stoner t-shirt with a woman instead, because women smoke weed too. Wear this humorous 420 lifestyle tee shirt and get all your stoned friends laughing all the way to Hogwarts. Buy this funny Harry Potter pot parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/mary-pothead-and-the-sorcerers-stoned

The Bong Remains The Same

From Led Zeppelin's The Song Remains the Same album, comes a music parody for stoners. The Bong Remains The Same because most bong users keep the same one until it breaks. If you smoke a bong and can relate to that, then wear this funny cannabis comedy t-shirt and bong away. Buy this 420 lifestyle pot smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-bong-remains-the-same

Stone Cold Need Weed

This funny stoner t-shirt is not about Stone Cold Steve Austin or even stone-cold soup, it's about pot smokers that have had their stone go cold and need more weed to get stoned again. Unless you have a constant supply of weed, your stone will eventually go cold and you'll need more weed, so why not let potential cannabis suppliers know? Check out the funniest stoner shirts on the planet in the Stoner Boners collection. If you're a stoner, you'll get a rise out of them. Get this funny cannabis 420 lifestyle weed-smoking t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/stone-cold-need-weed

Peace Pipe

The ceremonial smoking pipe was often used to seal a peace treaty, hence the term Peace Pipe. A pipe nowadays is for smoking cannabis which relaxes and calms most stoners. So, wear this funny cannabis smoker's t-shirt and smoke a Peace Pipe at 420 celebrations or with friends at home. Buy this funny pipe-smoking t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/peace-pipe-1

Reefer Technician

A reefer is a refrigerated container, and reefer is also a slang term for marijuana. If you're suffering from reefer madness so much that you're an expert now, then you're a Reefer Technician and the chemical formula for THC is included to prove your credentials. Be the rock star of pot parties and 420 festivals with this funny stoner t-shirt that's also invisible to clueless straight people, like grandma or some co-workers. Buy this funny secret decoder stoner t-shirt for cannabis connoisseurs here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/reefer-technician-c21h30o2

I Don't Do Drugs I Smoke Weed

Cannabis, also known as marijuana among other names, is a psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant and most people put weed into the same category as other hard drugs. This marijuana activism t-shirt is designed to get others thinking about that fact: Potheads are not the same as crackheads and don't require nearly as much help to kick their habit (not addiction). Buy this weed smokers marijuana activism t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-dont-do-drugs-i-smoke-weed-1

The Stone Demands a Snackrifice

Marijuana is having its day in the sun and this funny 420 stoner t-shirt is all about the funny side of being stoned. In the Infinity War movie, the Red Skull says "the stone demands a sacrifice", referring to the Soul Stone. With this funny 420 stoner shirt though, the stone is a cannabis kind and instead demands a snackrifice. If you have ever smoked weed, then you can relate to the munchies when stoned. Buy this funny 420 stoner t-shirt for high people with the munchies here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-stone-demands-a-snackrifice

Magic Is Real

Magic is real because magic mushrooms are real, good. This funny stoner t-shirt is for stoners that love to take magic mushrooms on a ride. Making magic is what these mushrooms are all about and this funny stoner t-shirt is almost as magically delicious as magic mushrooms. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for magic mushroom users here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/magic-is-real

Cocaine - It's The Feel Thing

Coca-Cola's 'It's the Real Thing' was an advertising campaign in the '70s. This funny stoner t-shirt is about Cocaine though, and it's the feel thing that counts. If you didn't feel anything, why would you take it? This funny stoner t-shirt makes a great gift for any cokehead or college student that needs a helping hand. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for cocaine drug users here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cocaine-its-the-feel-thing

Game Of Stoners By George ReefeR Partyin

This funny 420 stoner t-shirt is about the Game Of Stoners and is by George ReefeR Partyin. This funny stoner t-shirt is a parody of the Game Of Thrones TV show. If you play the game of stoners, then buy this cannabis smoker's t-shirt and play all day. Get your pot-smoking buddies laughing with this parody of Game Of Thrones. Buy this funny 420 life stoner t-shirt that's a parody of the Game Of Thrones TV show here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/game-of-stoners-by-george-reefer-partyin

Buds MacKenzie

Spuds MacKenzie was a fictional dog mascot character created by Bud Light beer in the late 1980s. On this funny 420 stoner's t-shirt though, it's Buds MacKenzie and he's a pot-stealing, weed-smoking, stoned cannabis machine. He steals your weed, and performs this deed, whenever he's in need. Buy this funny 420 marijuana smokers t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/buds-mackenzie

Blow Me

Blow me can be a sexual thing, but with this twisted stoner t-shirt, it's all about coke. Sure a blow job is great, but now you can get free blow when you wear this cocaine drug t-shirt. We can't guarantee you'll get free blow when wearing this stoner coke t-shirt, but everyone has so far. This t-shirt makes a great icebreaker for sexy comments or for other snow-sniffing drug users as well. Buy this funny cocaine drug user t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/blow-me

I've Got High Hopes

High Hopes is a popular song by Frank Sinatra, but it's also on the minds of all stoners, especially when celebrating 420. If you hope to get high, then wear this cannabis smokers t-shirt and let others know, you know, you have high hopes. A great gift for college students that have all kinds of high hopes too. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle marijuana smokers t-shirt for getting high here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/ive-got-high-hopes

Snow Plow

If coke aka cocaine is the real thing for you, then you've plowed some lines of snow already. This funny cocaine drug users t-shirt for stoners is about a different kind of snow plow than most people would think. If you like to snort the snow, then wear this drug user t-shirt about snorting cocaine and let everyone know how much you love to play in the snow. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Buy this funny snorting cocaine drug users t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/snow-plow

I smoke pot to self meditate

To self-medicate is to take addictive or habituating drugs, rather than by prescription or on expert advice. To meditate is to think deeply or carefully about something. If you smoke cannabis you could be self-medicating, but you could also be self-meditating as well. If smoking marijuana makes you think, then think about wearing this funny stoner's t-shirt to self-meditate. Wear this funny 420 lifestyle t-shirt at 420 festivals and events to create a humorous mind-blowing experience for other stoners. Buy this funny weed-smoking t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-smoke-pot-to-self-meditate

DOOBY DO

Scooby-Doo is an animated TV show. On this funny cannabis smokers t-shirt, it's dooby do, which refers to doobs aka dubes, doobies, spliffs, or joints, and smoking them. If you're a pot smoker aka pothead, then wear this funny weed or hash-smoking 420 lifestyle t-shirt if you smoke joints. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle marijuana cigarette smoking t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dooby-do

American Fried

American Fried is about Americans that smoke or consume cannabis and then get fried, not fried foods. Now marijuana activists, recreational pot smokers, and medical marijuana users can unite with American pride after they get fried. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt to 420 festivals and spread some cannabis comedy amongst your fellow stoners. Buy this funny weed-smoking stoner's t-shirt with a United States flag for cannabis users here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/american-fried-1

It's High Time

Its High Time is used to say it is time to do something that should have been done a long time ago. On this funny stoners t-shirt, however, It's High Time all the time. If you smoke weed, then you may want to be high all the time and should wear this funny marijuana smoker's t-shirt all the time too. Buy this funny cannabis user t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-high-time

Herbologist - Give me some and I'll test it.

A herbologist is a person who studies how plant essences can be used to help heal and treat ailments and health issues. This kind of herbologist studies marijuana and smokes it to help heal or treat themselves, or just wants to relax a bit and maybe eat some munchies. If you smoke weed for any reason, buy this funny stoner t-shirt about smoking the herb and get free samples of weed from everyone you meet. Maybe not, but it's worth a try. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt about smoking the herb here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/herbologist-give-me-some-and-ill-test-it

Don't Justify My Broth

Justify My Love is a song by Madonna. Don't justify my broth is about you not wanting to see a bru, bruddah, or broth arrested by the cops. No matter what you call your buddies, you still don't want them to be justified, by the police or courts anyway. A great gift for someone going to court, or for stoners, or anyone not wanting to be arrested by the cops. Buy this funny cops t-shirt for potential convicts and stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dont-justify-my-broth-1

HAPPY 420

420, 4:20, or 4/20 is cannabis culture slang for marijuana and hashish consumption, especially smoking around the time 4:20 pm. It also refers to cannabis-oriented celebrations that take place annually on April 20. Wear this funny 420 stoner t-shirt to 420 festivals and let the weed celebrations begin. Buy this funny 420 celebrations t-shirt for weed smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/happy-420

Weed The People

Weed the People is a 2018 documentary about treating cancer-stricken children with marijuana, sometimes achieving astonishing results. This funny weed smokers t-shirt isn't about the movie though, it's about weed in general. Marijuana should be legal period, for medical or recreational use everywhere. Wear this funny cannabis culture t-shirt and start weeding in people instead of weeding them out. A great gift for college students celebrating 4:20 every single day. Buy this funny weed smokers stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/weed-the-people

NO SMOKING WEED IN THIS AREA

There are no smoking signs everywhere and even some no smoking weed signs as well. But on this funny weed-smoking stoner's t-shirt, the NO has a circle and line through it, reversing it and saying YES to smoking weed. If you smoke weed aka cannabis and want people to share their stash with you, then wear this weed smoker's tee-shirt and start smoking weed in your immediate area. This funny stoner t-shirt is perfect for 420 festivals and celebrations. Buy this 420 lifestyle weed-smoking t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/no-smoking-weed-in-this-area

Wacky Weed Says - It's 4:20

Wacky tobacky is marijuana and Wacky Weed could be its mascot. If you smoke weed and celebrate 4:20 daily, then wear this funny stoner t-shirt with a pot leaf that wants to be smoked at 4:20. Of course stoners smoke the buds, not the leaves, but you're stoned, so who cares? Buy this funny smoking weed at 4:20 stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/wacky-weed-says-its-4-20

Stoners Rights - Get It Or We'll Throw In Some Lefts Too

Cannabis rights or marijuana rights are individual civil and human rights that vary by jurisdiction. The rights of people who consume cannabis include the right to be free from employment discrimination and housing discrimination. Anti-cannabis laws include civil infractions and fines, imprisonment, and even the death penalty. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt and fight for your right to party or medicate because things aren't right yet. Buy this funny marijuana activism t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/stoners-rights-get-it-or-well-throw-in-some-lefts-too

420 High Fidelity

High fidelity is a reproduction that is very close to the original, but this funny 420 stoner t-shirt isn't about that. It's about fidelity, which is faithfulness to a person or cause, in this case, 'cause it's weed. If you are faithful to 420 and getting high, then wear this funny 420 stoner t-shirt and show fidelity to your highness. Buy this funny 420 stoner t-shirt to celebrate 4:20, 4/20, or all the time here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/420-high-fidelity

Time To Get High - 420

This funny 420 lifestyle stoner t-shirt is about getting high, really high, at the right time. Of course, the astronaut can't really smoke a joint in space, but you're stoned, so who cares. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt at 4/20 festivals and 4:20 celebrations when it's really time to get really high. Buy this funny 420 stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/time-to-get-high-420

I ROLL LIKE THIS

That's how I roll is what someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things. But, when you're a stoner that smokes joints, you can say I Roll Like This. Whether you roll conedubes, pin joints, or mega super joints, you can wear this weed-smoking t-shirt and start the good times rolling. Buy this funny cannabis-smoking 420 lifestyle t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-roll-like-this-1

Fucking myself up

If you're going your fuck yourself up, this funny 420 stoner t-shirt for weed smokers is the way to do it. Wear this funny pothead t-shirt for 420 festivals and 4:20 celebrations and go ahead, fuck yourself up. A great gift for college students that are fucking themselves over, and up. Buy this funny 420 stoner t-shirt for weed smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/fucking-myself-up-420

The Sun Is High And So Am I

This funny stoner t-shirt is all about getting as high as the sun. Wear this funny high all-the-time stoner t-shirt and after you wake and bake, then bake in the sun too. A great gift for college students that rise with the sun in more than one way. Buy this funny stoner's t-shirt about getting high here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-sun-is-high-and-so-am-i

Budist

Buddhism is the world's fourth-largest religion, but this funny stoner t-shirt is for a budding budist. A Budist is any pot smoker, cannabis toker, or marijuana grower that loves weed buds. If you mark 420 down on your calendar, or better yet, daily planner, then wear this funny weed smokers t-shirt when you light up. A great gift for college students celebrating 4:20 daily. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle t-shirt for stoners that smoke weed buds here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/budist

The grass is always greener in the other bag

The grass is always greener on the other side is something that you say which means that other people always seem to be in a better situation and that applies to weed as well. If you smoke grass aka weed, cannabis, or marijuana, then wear this funny 420 fashion and let the other stoners know that you want to smoke their grass too, to see if it's better. This a great gift for stoned college students that are always looking for a handout. Buy this funny grass-smoking t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-grass-is-always-greener-in-the-other-bag-1

Possession Is 9/10 Of The Law - The Other 1/10 Is Smoking It

Ownership is easier to maintain if a person has possession of something. This funny stoner's t-shirt is about cannabis criminal charges being called possession and if they call having marijuana possession, then the other 1/10 is smoking it: The weed that is. Wear this funny weed smoker's t-shirt and start possessing cannabis more often. A great gift for college students that are in possession of nothing else. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle stoner's t-shirt for marijuana smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/possession-is-9-10-of-the-law-the-other-1-10-is-smoking-it-1

I Come Pre-Baked

Many loaves of bread and desserts come pre-baked, but so do stoners. This funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers aka cannabis and marijuana smoking will make your stoner friends pre-aware of your baked disposition. Also, a great gift for college students to warn their teachers about their baking at 420 classes as well. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-come-pre-baked

Tokin'

Jim Carrey was smokin' in the Mask, but on this funny stoner t-shirt, you're Tokin' instead. If you smoke joints, then get Tokin' to celebrate 420, or to wear at pot parties and such. If you're into smoking cannabis aka weed, marijuana, pot, etc., you need to wear this funny stoner t-shirt to spell it out for them. A great gift for college students that want to advertise their partying skills. Buy this funny marijuana smoker aka toker 420 stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/tokin-1

Plant Management

Plant managers are one thing, but plant management on this funny 420 lifestyle stoner t-shirt is all about marijuana plants. If you smoke or ingest cannabis aka weed, grass, or pot, then you're in plant management. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt and manage more plants than ever. A great gift for college students taking 420 business classes. Buy this funny weed t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/plant-management

Heat Score 99/100 - Here they come - The boys in the bright white cop car

If you're a stoner or anyone that's not always on the side of the law, then you have probably heard the term Heat Score. That's when you're being a cop magnet by doing something obviously illegal. Hey, nobody's perfect and we all do something we shouldn't sometimes. If you're going to be a heat score, then you might as well get a high mark for it and your reward is having the cops come. This funny drug t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students as well. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/heat-score-99-100-here-they-come-the-boys-in-the-bright-white-cop-car

It's 4:20 somewhere

Celebrating 420 happens once a year, but celebrating 4:20 can be twice a day. Stoners can't wait a whole year to smoke a joint or ten, so celebrating 4:20 along with 4/20 is a must. You can still enjoy 420 festivals on the date, but enjoying 4:20 for some is a daily ritual. Wear this funny 420 lifestyle stoner t-shirt and celebrate 4:20 daily, somewhere. Buy this funny 420 culture stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-4-20-somewhere

Third Eye Not Blind

Third Eye Blind is an American rock band from the '90s. The third eye is a mystical invisible eye, usually depicted as located on the forehead like in the Dr. Strange movie. Stoners have a third eye too, and it's red, not blind. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers and see everything with rose-colored eyes. Buy this funny weed-smoking stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/third-eye-not-blind

Weed Is Dope And So Are You

To say when something is dope means that it is excellent and dope also refers to drugs as any drug including weed. On this funny weed smoker's t-shirt, the word dope is used in both ways. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers and dope people out. Buy this funny stoner's t-shirt for weed smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/weed-is-dope-and-so-are-you

Puff Puff The Magic Dragon

The fairy-tale song Puff the Magic Dragon's song lyrics are based on a poem. On this funny stoner t-shirt, it's Puff Puff and this dragon smokes weed. Wear this song parody t-shirt for stoners and puff, puff, pass. Also a great gift for college students that are taking ancient history classes. Buy this funny pot-smoking dragon t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/puff-puff-the-magic-dragon

It's Hard To Be Mean When You're Smoking Green

Marijuana aka green, grass, weed, etc., whether it's medical or recreational, has a relaxing effect, especially if it's an Indica plant. Of course, it's hard to be mean when you're nice and relaxed. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers and be green, instead of a blue meanie. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for cannabis consumers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-hard-to-be-mean-when-youre-smoking-green

You're my best bud - You too

Weed buds are what stoners smoke, not the leaves, so buds are our best friends, and on this funny stoner t-shirt a bud is buds with a teddy bear as well. Wear this funny buddy weed t-shirt and be best buds with your weed buds and your teddy bear too. Buy this funny weed buds t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/youre-my-best-bud-you-too

Best Buds Stick Together - Like Good Weed Does

Best buds refer to best friends, but for stoners, the buds are also weed buds, and when it comes to weed buds, the stickier the better. Wear this funny weed t-shirt if you're a stoner that likes to have best buds, and your best buds are also weed buds. Buy this funny stoner's t-shirt for weed smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/best-buds-stick-together-like-good-weed-does

Keep Calm And Hit A Bong - Puff Puff Pass!

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. For stoners to keep calm, we need to hit a bong. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt for bong smokers, and stay calm while hitting that bong. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for weed-smokers that smoke bongs here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/keep-calm-and-hit-a-bong

I'm a mother fucker upper

There are all kinds of mothers including mother-fuckers, but this funny stoner t-shirt is for mothers that smoke weed or any stoner that gets fucked up. This funny 420 t-shirt is for mothers that are cannabis smokers, but any stoner can wear it if they're a mother fucker upper, but not a mother. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for mother fucker uppers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/im-a-mother-fucker-upper

This Is My Brain On Drugs - No Question

If you're old enough to remember those Public Service Announcements about drugs, then you can appreciate this funny stoner t-shirt that twists their version into a funny drug user's version. Those PSAs were all bullshit anyway, so show people the real people that use drugs are not venomous, snake-like, lizard creatures. Some people definitely are, but they would be anyway, no question. Buy this anti-PSA drug users t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/this-is-my-brain-on-drugs-no-question

DO DO DRUGS

Don't Do Drugs and Just Say No was a couple of the ad campaigns as a part of the U.S. War on Drugs", aiming to discourage children. That's great, but if you're an adult, that choice should be yours and not the government's. If you're an adult that's a stoner, then wear this funny pro-drug user's t-shirt with pride because you can make up your own mind. A great gift for college students that do, do everything anyway. Buy this funny drug user's activism t-shirt for adult stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/collections/stoner-boners/products/do-do-drugs

THE WASTED LIFE

This funny stoner t-shirt is about The Wasted Life, not being a waste of life. If you live The Wasted Life, then wear this funny drug user's lifestyle t-shirt, or drinking t-shirt, and show others that The Wasted Life is not a waste of life, any more than anything else is. This funny stoner and drinker's t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students because, you know. Buy this funny party lifestyle t-shirt for stoners and drinkers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/the-wasted-life

Fight The War Against Against Drugs

The failed war on drugs is a shameful attack on families and Black communities. If YOU want to end the war on drugs, then you have to Fight The War Against Against Drugs, like Oregon voters that decriminalized possession of small amounts of drugs. It's a start, but the fight still rages on, so wear this drug activism t-shirt and rage in their cage. A great gift for college students that are always fighting against the MAN anyway. Buy this pro-drugs activism t-shirt for adults that can make up their own minds here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/fight-the-war-against-against-drugs-1

Could Be One Of The 11 Herbs and Spices.

Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret recipe blend of 11 herbs and spices has remained a mystery for years, but now this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers reveals that one of the secret herbs could be marijuana. Does KFC put cannabis in their chicken? Maybe not, but it's a nice thought, and who knows, maybe soon when it's legal in most countries. If you love KFC when you get the munchies, then wear this funny stoner t-shirt at all the 420 festivals and 4:20 celebrations. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle stoner t-shirt for weed smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/could-be-one-of-the-11-herbs-and-spices

KEEP CALM AND PLOW ON

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. Keep Calm and Plow On is a motivational t-shirt for cocaine users that plow lines of coke and then snort the shit out of them. Wear this funny hard drugs t-shirt for coke heads, then snort when you laugh and when you breathe, then snort some more. Buy this funny cocaine users adult humor t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/keep-calm-and-plow-on

Blunt Object

A blunt instrument is any solid object used as a weapon, but in this case, it's a smoking blunt object for weed smokers that like smoking blunts. A blunt is a cheap, drug-store-purchased cigar. Phillie's Blunts brand is commonly used for the purpose of smoking marijuana. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for pot smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/blunt-object

It's High Time

It’s High Time is used to say it is time to do something that should have been done a long time ago. On this funny cannabis-smoking stoners t-shirt, however, It's High Time all the time. If you smoke cannabis aka weed, then you may want to be high all the time and should wear this funny weed smoker's t-shirt all the time too, especially at 4:20 or on 4/20, or at 420 festivals. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle stoner t-shirt for cannabis users here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-high-time

Sometimes I Feel Like A Nut. Sometimes I'm Stoned.

If you're a stoner, you sometimes feel like a nut, but it's not when you're stoned like most people would think. With this funny stoner t-shirt for cannabis users, you'll sometimes feel like a nut and then sometimes you're stoned. A great gift for weed smokers, and cannabis consumers. Buy this nutty 420 lifestyle marijuana t-shirt for cannabis-smoking stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/sometimes-i-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-im-stoned

HEART OF STONER

Some people have a heart of stone, but the heart of a stoner can be weed. If you smoke cannabis, or toke or woke to marijuana, then your heart is in the right place; Stonerville. Celebrate 420 every single day and put your money where your mouth is, then smoke it while you're wearing this funny stoner t-shirt for cannabis users. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for cannabis users and weed-smoking potheads here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/heart-of-stoner

Cannabinol Tribe

Cannabinol is a crystalline compound whose derivatives, especially THC, are the active constituents of cannabis. Cannibal tribes are something completely different and this funny cannabis smoker's stoner style t-shirt isn't about cannibal tribes, it's about cannabinol tribes. Wear this funny 420 lifestyle cannabis smoker's t-shirt and become a cannabinol tribe member. Get this funny cannabis smoker's t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cannabinol-tribe

Herbie The Love Drug

Remember the Disney movies about Herbie The Love Bug? It was a fictional sentient anthropomorphic 1963 Volkswagen Beetle. This funny t-shirt however is for marijuana activists and is really about a love drug called Herbie. If you smoke weed then you already know that it's a love drug. Ask any Hippie. Get this funny stoner t-shirt that's also a movie parody here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/herbie-the-love-drug

Keeper Of The Time Stoned

In the Avengers Infinity War movie, Dr. Strange was called the keeper of the time stone. If you're a stoner of any kind, a marijuana activist, or a recreational pot smoker, now there's a stoner t-shirt built just for you. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt at 420 festivals, or with stoner friends, and make sure everyone is stoned long enough. Buy this funny stoner 420 lifestyle Avengers movie parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/keeper-time-stoned

I SMOKE MY HERBS

You can smoke herbs for food, or you can smoke your herbs as in cannabis. The text is also pot leaves for that full 420 feeling. If you're a stoner that smokes weed aka herb, then wear this funny pot smokers t-shirt and start smoking those herbs, preferably in a joint, bong, or vaporizer, and not a smoker. Buy this funny herb-smoking stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/smoke-herbs-cannabis-weed

Rolling Thunder

A lighting bolt that sounds come from different directions could be rolling thunder, and also a convoy of trucks. But, for this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers rolling thunder is rolling a joint. This funny stoner's t-shirt for cannabis consumers has eyes for a joint being rolled. Wear this funny 420 fashion t-shirt at festivals and celebrations and let the thunder roll. Buy this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/rolling-thunder

I Found The Herb I Was Looking For

If you're looking for Herb, it can be a man like in the Burger King ads, or in this case, cannabis. Herb is also known as weed, marijuana, etc. and it can be found at any cannabis store where it's sold legally. Wear this funny 420 fashion and find the Herb you'll be toking while you celebrate at 420 festivals. Buy this funny pot smokers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/found-herb-cannabis

Infinity Stoned

There are six Infinity Stones. If you're a stoner though, you should be infinity stoned, and you can be with this funny stoner's movie parody t-shirt. Buy this funny 420 lifestyle t-shirt and wear it to pot parties, marvel movies, or basement blunt sessions. Crack your pothead friends so consistently up with this infinitely funny weed-smoking t-shirt. Buy this funny Marvel movie parody t-shirt for stoners here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/infinity-stoned

Feel The Burn

With cannabis having more beneficial effects than negative, we have to wonder why it was made illegal in the first place. Wear this funny pot-smoking t-shirt if you want to let people know that you like to feel the burn of a joint. A great gift for any marijuana activist or anyone attending 420 festivals or events. Buy this funny stoner joint-smoking t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/feel-cannabis-burn

Mushbooms

Magic mushrooms can be eaten, mixed with food, or brewed like tea for drinking. They can also be mixed with cannabis or tobacco and smoked. They're also the only mushrooms that have a psychedelic kick or boom to them. That's why they're Mushbooms instead of mushrooms. Buy this magic mushrooms stoner t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/mushbooms-magic-mushrooms

Hey Human Let's Get High

If humans like to get high, who says aliens don't too? With the extraterrestrial craze, here's some ET daze as well. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt if you smoke cannabis in a bong, but especially if you know any aliens that do too. Buy this funny cannabis stoner t-shirt about a bong-smoking alien here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/human-gets-high-bong

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