If you like to sleep more than the average bear, then let other people know that you have a sleeping plan, to practice for when you're dead. After all, you don't want to turn into a zombie, so you really do need to practice. 

Some facts about sleep:
-12% of people dream entirely in black and white.
-Humans spend 1/3 of their life sleeping. While two thirds of a cat's life is spent asleep.
-A giraffe only needs 1.9 hours of sleep a day, whereas a brown bat needs 19.9 hours a day.
-The record for the longest period without sleep is 11 days.

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I Like To Sleep A Lot - To Practice For When I'm Dead

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If you like to sleep more than the average bear, then let other people know that you have a sleeping plan, to practice for when you're dead. After all, you don't want to turn into a zombie, so you really do need to practice.

Some facts about sleep:
-12% of people dream entirely in black and white.
-Humans spend 1/3 of their life sleeping. While two thirds of a cat's life is spent asleep.
-A giraffe only needs 1.9 hours of sleep a day, whereas a brown bat needs 19.9 hours a day.
-The record for the longest period without sleep is 11 days.

Order this funny t-shirt online and get free shipping and no tax on all orders world wide:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/search?q=I+Like+To+Sleep+A+Lot+-+To+Practice+For+When+I%27m+Dead

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