If you love to party, be at parties, and especially get the party started, then wear this funny partyers t-shirt that's a parody of the Thir13en Ghosts movie. If Thir13en Toasts doesn't get the party started, nothing will. Of course, you'll have to come up with the toasts on your own, but the resulting drunkenness is well worth it. It's not ghosts, and it's not goats, but it is toasts without a toaster.
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