"I've fallen, and I can't get up!" is a famous catchphrase of the late 1980's from a TV commercial for a medical alarm company called LifeCall. Now when you go drinking you have a life call too. It's falling down drunk and not being able to get back up again. If you like to drink and then sink, get a hand getting up every time when the other drunkards see your t-shirt, eventually. This t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students. Like duh, right.