Many people have sang Jingle Bells during the Christmas holidays, but it's really for kids. Silly kids, this t-shirt is for adults only. Sing a carol in a little higher note when you jingle and tingle those balls with this S+M themed Christmas t-shirt. You'll be stinging all the way too if someone jingles your balls at Christmas. Buy the Jingle Balls Tingle Balls Xmas t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/jingle-balls-tingle-balls-stinging-all-the-way?_pos=1&_sid=21b68b8eb&_ss=r

If you have ever heard the song One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater, then you'll love this updated version where it's a 3 Eyed, 2 Horned, Purple People Greeter from LOLmart. Aliens have landed on Earth and they work at LOLmart as greeters. If you're a fan of Walmart, or aliens, or greetings, then order this funny song parody t-shirt or gift it to a greeter you know. Buy the 3 Eyed, 2 Horned, Purple People Greeter t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/its-a-3-eyed-2-horned-purple-people-greeter?_pos=1&_sid=5b070150c&_ss=r&variant=39692159484038

Wu-Tang Clan is an American hip hop group formed in 1992. Putang however, refers to a woman's genitals and if you love to love a women's vagina, then join the Putang Clan. Whether you're a man or a woman that wants more sex with women, wear this sexy t-shirt and join the Putang Clan where membership has it's privileges. Buy the Putang Clan sexy adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/putang-clan?_pos=1&_sid=f7c5beac0&_ss=r

If you love loud music, then you want to be Deaf Proof. Sure being Death Proof can have it's advantages, but being Deaf Proof can really help at concerts or when you crank up that stereo. Be the life of the party when you wear this musical movie parody t-shirt and crank up the volume. Of course nobody is actually Death Proof or Deaf Proof, so be careful out there. Buy the Deaf Proof loud music t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/deaf-proof-crank-it-up?_pos=1&_sid=9605d23dc&_ss=r

Taken from the Carly Simon song Anticipation, there are many reasons to be late for something, but we all know that masturbation plays a large part in why people are late. If masturbating takes up a lot of your time, then wear this funny sex related adult humor t-shirt and always have an excuse for being late. Buy this sexy self pleasuring tee shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/masturba-a-tion-is-making-me-late?_pos=1&_sid=5d783330d&_ss=r&variant=39670983688326

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Well, that's nice. But, this funny women's Christmas t-shirt is a little nasty because it's says to Jingle My Bells with two bells strategically placed where a woman's breasts would be. If you're a woman, and you know you are, then wear this t-shirt and get an extra present at Christmas time. Even more so if you don't wear a bra. Purchase the Jingle My Bells funny women's Xmas t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/jingle-my-bells?_pos=1&_sid=a09fb5698&_ss=r

There's all kinds of music. Rock, pop, rap, dance and country just to name a few. If you love music, but hate the people that only listen to the newest stuff on the radio, you can wear this funny music t-shirt and let them know there's more to music than brand new. Sing it loud, and sing it proud. Buy this classic rock music lovers t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/brand-new-isnt-the-only-kind-of-music-1?_pos=1&_sid=d11340bca&_ss=r&variant=39801718440070

I've Got You Under My Skin is a Frank Sinatra song. On this funny music t-shirt, however, the song is sung by your own skeleton or skeletal structure. If a skeleton could sing, this is the song it would play. Buy this music parody t-shirt for Frank Sinatra fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/ive-got-you-under-your-skin-ive-got-you-deep-in-the-heart-of-you-1?_pos=1&_sid=7b6f0becc&_ss=r&variant=39799587569798

If you're a Canadian pot smoker, then you'll love this version of Oh Canada titled, Oh Cannabis. The verse - with glowing eyes, we see the rise, is about waking and baking, just so you know. You can also get a rise out of this funny marijuana t-shirt every time a stoner reads it. Cannabis is not why Canadians are called crazy canucks, but maybe it should be cannabis canucks now. Buy this funny Oh Canada pot parody t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/oh-cannabis-1?_pos=1&_sid=b9c487bce&_ss=r

President Joe Biden's sister called Donald Trump a 'Bully' "He had the mind not of a President, but of a vengeful dictator, and running against him felt almost degrading". If you think Donald Trump is a bully too, then wear this funny former president's political satire t-shirt and start singing the song Wooly Bully. Of course, the wooly part is his hair. Buy this funny Donald Trump presidential political t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/wooly-bully?_pos=1&_sid=3a6ce0307&_ss=r