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Built for drivers t-shirts

Built for drivers t-shirts with rush hour humor, humorous driving habits and more for truckers, bikers, and car drivers.

Hell Hour - If They Cut Off One Car - Two More Shall Take Its Place

If you drive for a living or commute to work, then you know what it's like to drive in rush hour. It's really Hell Hour and cutting off other cars just makes the problem worse. This funny driver's t-shirt is originally taken from The Marvel Hydra motto and twisted into this driving motto for rush hour. Also great for truck drivers as well.

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Warcraft

Warcraft is a video game, novel, and movie, but on this funny driver's t-shirt, it's a car that's realistic warcraft. If you drive to survive, then wear this funny Warcraft movie parody that's also a driving t-shirt that's about people's bad driving habits. If you're sick of drivers that drive like they're in a war, then wear this funny driving t-shirt and let them know they're using their cars as warcraft.

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PAY WITH A$$ - Because I Can Get The Gas And Grass Myself

Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free is usually seen on car bumper stickers, but now you can update that famous driver saying with this more realistic version on this funny driver's adult humor t-shirt. Wear this funny adult humor t-shirt while driving and get what you really want out of that deal: ass. A great gift for college students that want to earn a little extra ass after class.

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Time Is Commutable

Is time immutable? Time as commutable applies to the vast majority of our experience while commuting to a job, which seems like it takes forever. If you commute to work and back, then you can relate to this timeless and funny driver's t-shirt. This is also a funny scientific t-shirt about time that was built for commuting drivers that are in their own Twilight Zone of traffic jams. It also makes a great gift for college students, teachers, and scientists.

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Satanic Mechanic

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic is the line in the Rocky Horror Picture Show song and if you're a mechanic, now you can be that Satanic Mechanic, but not necessarily for real of course. Wear this funny music-related adult humor t-shirt for mechanics or gearheads made by Satan himself. Not really, again.

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Motopsycho Racer

Whether you're a MotoGP champion or a recreational motorcycle racer, this Motopsycho Racer t-shirt says it all. If you're a bit psycho when you cycle then wear this funny motorcycle riding t-shirt and let other drivers know to steer clear because they'll just get in your way. Of course, if you drive like that, the only way anyone can see your fantastically fast funny t-shirt is when you're pulled over.

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Death Pace - Appearing At A Rush Hour Near You

This funny t-shirt built for drivers is for commuters that have to deal with rush hour traffic. It's also a funny movie parody of Death Race, but instead, it's Death Pace which refers to slow-moving cars during rush hour. Wear this funny movie parody driving t-shirt so you can laugh instead of crying while you're waiting in your car in a rush hour traffic jam.

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Cops Faster than a speeding bike

Superman may be faster than a speeding bullet, but on this funny motorcycle rider's t-shirt, it's cops that are faster than a speeding bike. Wear this funny bike driver's t-shirt if you love to speed and need a reminder not to get caught, or if you get a ticket the cops might laugh so hard at this funny driving t-shirt, that they let you go.

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Truckers Choice

There are lots of things that truckers can choose from, but the most common choice is those mud flaps with the naked girls on them and this sexy truck-driving t-shirt is a homage to that image. Forget truck stops or comfy seats, a naked woman is what truckers really want, so they can keep on truckin' and fuckin'. Women can wear this funny truck driver's t-shirt as well even if they're not a truck driver, and get them blowing their horns if you like that sort of thing.

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EXPECT DELAYS

We've all seen the signs in traffic, but on this funny driver's t-shirt, it's about the person saying to Expect Delays. This humorous street sign t-shirt is perfect for government employees and such. Wear this funny driving t-shirt and start letting people know to Expect Delays from you. This funny t-shirt can actually make your life easier.

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