95% of humanity is religious, but science is making breakthroughs that are breaking through the traditions. It's not Scientology, it's just science and it's changing our world for the good and bad. Wear this pro-science t-shirt and start bowing to the awesome power of nature.

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The Lord Of The Rings is just a bunch of movies that were made by people. The real Lord Of The Rings was made by the cosmos and is called Saturn. The rings of Saturn are the most extensive ring system of any planet in the Solar System, so that makes it the Lord Of The Rings. Wear this funny astronomy science t-shirt and support Saturn as the king of the rings. A great gift for science teachers, college students, and science fans in general.

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Sirius is the brightest star in the night sky. So, Why So Sirius? Obviously, that's taken from the Joker quote in the Batman movie where he says Why so serious? But for astronomers, Sirius is actually a binary star in the constellation Canis Major. The bright part is a blue-white star 25.4 times as luminous as the Sun. Now that's a serious star. This funny astronomy science t-shirt makes a great gift for college students, teachers, scientists, and science fans.

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Homer Simpson asked, " Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?" Well, now there is because this funny S.E.T.I. parody t-shirt for science fans twists it into The Search For Any Terrestrial Intelligence. If you're not impressed by most people's intelligence level then wear this funny scientific-type t-shirt and start looking because the brains are out there. Mmm, brains.

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Astronomical events are mostly on a scale of millions of years. If you want to see most cosmic events you would have to be immortal, so you literally can't wait. Wear this funny astronomy science t-shirt and start wishing to be immortal or a celestial being or something. This funny astronomy t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students taking any kind of universal science program.

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A body cavity search is an internal inspection of body cavities for prohibited materials. A Digital Cavity Search Specialist does a digital strip search of a person or organization. This funny investigative IT computer science t-shirt makes a great gift for police employees, airport security, or other digital investigators.

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This funny astronomy science t-shirt is a parody of the movie A Star Is Born and refers to actual stars in the universe. There are roughly 150 billion stars born every year in the universe and that boils down to quite a few per second. Wear this funny astronomy science t-shirt and be a star that talks about stars. A great gift for college students taking any astronomy or universal science courses.

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