This funny married life t-shirt is a movie parody of War of the Worlds, but also War of the Roses as well. Marriage is hard, but it's even harder when you're waging wars with words. This funny movie parody t-shirt for married couples is guaranteed to make your spouse laugh more than yell and could improve your marriage just by reminding each other that preemptive strikes are not good for couples in love.

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This funny couples t-shirt is for a woman that's pregnant or has already had kids. Some parents don't care about their kids at all, and some do, but some parents go out of their way to care, maybe too much. If you're a mom that gets told that you care too much, then you have to get this funny mother-loving t-shirt to show them you know, and it should not be a thing, really. A great gift for mother's day or any other day, to show your appreciation for mom.

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Trophy hunting is hunting animals for trophies, and a trophy wife is a wife who is regarded as a status symbol for the husband. Wear this witty wife-for-life men's adult humor marriage t-shirt and get two, two, two shirts in one. Just remember that if you catch a trophy wife, you have to let her go and if she comes back, she's yours.

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Remember the gangster movie Married to the Mob? If you're married to a MOB aka Mean Old Bastard, then wear this funny movie parody t-shirt for married couples that lets everyone know your marriage predicament and then you can get the respect you deserve. Wear this funny movie t-shirt and buy this t-shirt so you can kick that bastard right in the wallet.

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People that like food are called foodies, but people that like to argue are called, Feudies! If you're a feudie, then you need to wear this funny feuding fashion wear and let everyone else know that a feud is a-brewin' in you. This funny anti-social t-shirt also makes a great gift for a husband, wife, or friend that likes to argue.

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Baby On Board signs alert drivers to use extra caution, but a Baby On Board t-shirt alerts everyone near you to use extra caution. If you're a pregnant woman, and you want people to know it, then wear this funny pregnancy shirt and keep your baby safer.

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If you're a mom that loves your family, then wear this funny mom's t-shirt that says you're targeting love. If you want to spread love, you have to target the victims to give them the most love possible. Turn your love for your family into a video game or the Terminator with this humorous family relationship t-shirt. A great gift for Mother's Day.

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Whether it's for a Christmas gift, Mother's Day gift, or any day, this funny mom t-shirt is the ultimate mother tribute ever. Moms do everything and this mother of a parents t-shirt proves it. If you're a mother lover, then purchase this humorous mommy tribute t-shirt so everyone can know that moms manage, operate, and maintain an entire family's life.

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Humans are primates, that includes monkeys, lemurs, and apes. A Prime Mate on this funny men's adult humor couples t-shirt is a man that doesn't act like a monkey or ape. Whether you're attached or unattached at the hip, wear this funny relationship and couples t-shirt for men and let others know you're a Prime Mate and not a primate. A great gift for male college students studying mating rituals.

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The idiom bun in the oven refers to pregnancy. The “bun” is the baby, and the “oven” is the mother's womb. Perhaps it alludes to the warmth and shelter a pregnant mother gives. Wear this funny mother-loving t-shirt and let people know you're toasting a new posting, aka a baby.

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