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Funny food and fun foodie t-shirts

Funny food and fun foodie t-shirts with humorous tee-shirts for meat eaters, vegetarians and even vegans. These tees include some humor with your meals.

Meat Is Murder - So Is Killing Someone And I Could Kill For A Burger

The phrase “Meat Is Murder” was a plea to cause a reaction within carnivores to become vegetarians or vegans. Meat Is Murder on this funny meat-eaters food t-shirt because you could kill someone for a burger. If you're a hamburger lover or regular meat eater, then wear this funny food t-shirt for foodies or whatever, and eat the meat.

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Eat My Meat - It's BBQ Season

This funny food t-shirt is for men that love to be BBQ and summertime chefs. This funny men's adult humor t-shirt refers to two different kinds of meat being eaten at a BBQ. There's the sexual adult humor about a man's penis being eaten and the eating food humor. Either way, it's a fun time for any barbecue season with this funny men's adult humor barbeque t-shirt.

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I eat soul food for the souls

Soul food is traditional southern African American food. If soul food is good for the soul, it must have lots of souls in it. If you're into sucking or eating people's souls, you need to eat soul food to get them. Wear this funny food t-shirt about eating soul food and start sucking the life out of your food, or something like that.

Buy this funny t-shirt for foodies or whatever. that's about eating soul food here:

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I Like To Eat Out

You can eat out at a restaurant, but on this sexy adult humor t-shirt for men, it's a term used for performing oral sex aka cunnilingus on a female instead. If you're a man or maybe a woman that likes to lick the labia aka eating pussy out, then wear this sexy vagina-licking t-shirt that's also a parody of eating food at a restaurant, to all your dining encounters.

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Vegan Unless I'm Really Hungry

Vegans believe it's moral to avoid animal products, but they also believe it's healthier and better for the environment, but not all vegans are extreme in their belief and sometimes when they're really hungry, concessions must be made. If you're a vegan with a sense of humor about it, then wear this funny food t-shirt and let people know eating meat or cheese when necessary won't kill you, but starving will.

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I eat naked bacon

If you're a woman that likes you so much better when you're naked, while you're eating bacon, then you may be a bit masochistic, but also very sexy. Naked bacon is eating bacon just by itself, but eating naked bacon while you're also naked is the ultimate pleasure, with a little pain in 50 shades of splatter. A great gift for college girls that are already being eaten naked, and maybe eating bacon too.

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BBQ Chef - Try To Beat My Meat

If you love to barbecue or barbeque, whichever, then this funny men's adult humor t-shirt fits your summertime fun perfectly. Be the BBQ King with a little bit of adult humor thrown in for some good taste. This funny summertime men's adult humor barbecuing t-shirt makes a great gift for dads, husbands, college students, and boyfriends that like to heat the meat, and get it eaten during and then beaten after the party.

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GRAVY BOAT CAPTAIN

A Gravy Boat is a boat-shaped pitcher for serving gravies and sauces at dinner. Of course, every boat needs its captain and if you're the host with the most roast, then wear this funny food t-shirt and be the captain of your own boat, that's filled with gravy. A great gift for college students that pour gravy over everything, especially fries.

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It's Diner Time

It's dinner time! Wait: who cooked it? Let's be real, in this day and age it's more like; It's Diner Time. If you love to eat out (no pun intended, sorta) then wear this funny eating food t-shirt for eating out at diners and be a diner dinner diner. This funny food-eating t-shirt also makes great wear for diner employees as well. Wink, wink.

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VEGANISM come over to the lite side

Come over to the dark side is a famous quote from Star Wars, but Vegans will ask you to come over to the lite side instead. Veganism is a naturally low-fat food diet, while not eating meat also helps cut down carbon footprints. Wear this funny Veganism t-shirt for vegans that want to bring other foodies over to the lite side.

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