Is my penis big enough?' It's a question every man asks himself at some point, but in reality, it only matters compared to the vagina it's going into. A woman with a tight vagina doesn't want a big penis because it would probably hurt. So, if you're a male, wear this funny men's penis size t-shirt and start searching for tighter vaginas.

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