A vampire is a mythical creature that subsists by feeding on the blood of the living. Vampires are undead creatures that suck and swallow blood. For this scary funny horror movie t-shirt, vampires suck and swallow in different ways. Wear this funny vampire t-shirt and get two jokes for the price of one.

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The ouija, also known as a spirit board or talking board, is a flat board marked with the letters of the Latin alphabet, the numbers 0–9, and the words "yes", and "no". It uses a planchette to spell out messages during a séance. On this funny ghost movies parody t-shirt, it says; Ouija My Ass. Whether you believe in supernatural spirits or not, if you do Ouija something, it just might be your ass.

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Mummies are stored in a sarcophagus, but they don't do it themselves because they're already dead, in most cases. This funny mummy t-shirt, however, is a parody of those For Dummies books and mummy movies. It's not self-storage for dummies, it's for mummies instead.

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When people tell you to "Go To Hell" they probably don't realize that there's a goat to hell that will show them the way. Now you can tell everyone to go to hell in a humorous way with this funny Devil may care joke t-shirt and tell them Satan sucks, but hell is quite hot this time of year and it's a dry heat.

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A necromancer is a person who uses witchcraft or sorcery to reanimate or communicate with dead people. Many movies have featured necromancers as a villain including Lord of the Rings. A Neck Romancer though is any adult person that loves to love necks and makes a different kind of magic. Wear this sexy sexually touching adult t-shirt and become a Neck Romancer.

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The Soup Nazi is strict while placing an order, but his soups are so delicious that the place is constantly busy. On this funny Krampus Christmas t-shirt, it's the Santa Nazi that rules the gifts on the holidays. If you want the Christmas season to run smoothly with the family, you may have to wear this funny Santa t-shirt and take toy control.

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Bonestorm is an ultra-violent fighting game. It was released during the Christmas season in Springfield on The Simpsons. Wear this funny Christmas Santa t-shirt and bring some good-natured violence to your Christmas holiday dinner.

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Captain Marvel is one of the sexy movie superheroes, but if she was even sexier and sleazier, she would be Captain Marvelous. A sexy superhero is definitely marvel-ous and this sexy superhero movie t-shirt might just bring super sexual powers to whoever wears it.

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This funny Star Wars movie parody t-shirt refers to Stare Wars instead. Lots of people like to get into a stare-down just to intimidate you, but now you can counter that move with this funny Star Wars movies t-shirt. When they stare at you, they will also see this movie t-shirt and start laughing, then the stare-down is over and you've won.

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Do you believe aliens are out there somewhere? Are there aliens in Area 51? If you're an X-files fan or love alien sci-fi movies, you could be an evil alien that wants to take over the Earth and you're in disguise. Wear this funny aliens movie t-shirt and make humans laugh with this funny alien attack on Earth movie t-shirt. It makes a great gift for any of the actual Alien movie fans as well.

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