Built for drivers t-shirts
Built for drivers t-shirts with rush hour humor, humorous driving habits and more for truckers, bikers, and car drivers.
You can travel down Route 66 or Highway 69, but when you wear this sexually suggestive t-shirt you can travel Myway 69 South. If you like to have sex, and who doesn't, then buy this sexy t-shirt and let others know that your way is 69ing and it's in a southerly direction from the t-shirt. Buy this sesy, sex related 69ing t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/myway-69-south?_pos=1&_sid=da1c3450f&_ss=r
It's supposed to be To Protect and Serve, but some officers, would rather profile and unnerve. If you've been profiled or unnerved by a police officer then buy this t-shirt and let others know about that injustice of the peace. Stop the profiling in it's tracks by buying and wearing this thought provoking t-shirt. Purchase this police profiling t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/to-profile-and-unnerve?_pos=1&_sid=072b85aa8&_ss=r&variant=39700223787142
Driving fast has become a societal norm, but so has living longer. Unfortunately you can't have both. Wear this safe driving t-shirt for slower drivers that don't feel like dying right now. On this drivers t-shirt the R and V are crossed out to say Die Fast and the X's also represent dead people's eyes. Buy this drivers t-shirt with a message for too fast drivers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/drive-fast-die-fast-1?_pos=1&_sid=357d5c6a7&_ss=r&variant=39804741419142
Chopper wheelies are a common motorcycle stunt and on this biker t-shirt, it's called a Chopper Popper with a Dr. Pepper theme added. If you ride a chopper or any motorcycle really, then wear this funny biker t-shirt built for drivers and get other bikers to do a Chopper Popper too. Buy this chopper t-shirt for bike riders here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/chopper-popper-dont-you-want-to-be-a-chopper-popper-too-1?_pos=1&_sid=1281a28b8&_ss=r&variant=39798282387590
Sammy Hagar sang I Can't Drive 55, but now you can sing I Survived 55. If you're 55 or older, then wear this funny age-defining t-shirt for drivers so you can survive another 35 years, but beware of driving too fast, the speed limit is 90. Whether you're a music, or driving fan, or a fan of being alive, wear this humorous older generation driver's t-shirt and show those youngins a thing or two. Buy this funny t-shirt for freedom 55 driving here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-survived-55-speed-limit-91?_pos=1&_sid=cc1da8889&_ss=r&variant=39797225848966
A bra is for holding a woman's breasts in place, but it is really just an Underboob Carriage, much like a car undercarriage. If you're a woman that wears a bra and is mechanically inclined, then you can get the connection. Wear this sexy boobs t-shirt and start carrying that underboob with more dignity than before. Buy this funny women's bra t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/underboob-carriage?_pos=1&_sid=f92630a05&_ss=r
Motorcycle riders and bikers are not exactly the same thing and cops treat them much differently too. Most bikers get used to cops telling them to move along and this biker t-shirt in the Built For Drivers Collection uses that to describe dying as moving along, instead of passing away. Wear this biker tribute t-shirt and think of death in a whole new light. Buy this fallen bikers tribute t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/bikers-dont-die-they-move-along?_pos=1&_sid=dc2ec8d5b&_ss=r&variant=39942202753158
A rear bumper on a car is for absorbing a rear impact collision. This sexy adult humor t-shirt is built for drivers of any kind and it's about absorbing a rear impact while tapping that ass. Whether you're the man behind the woman or the woman in front of the man, that rear end becomes a rear bumper when tapping that ass. Buy this sexy driver's adult humor t-shirt about women's butts here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/rear-bumper
If nobody drives too fast, then why are they all passing me when I'm already speeding? If you're always saying "Get out the way bitch, get out the way", then you should definitely be wearing this funny t-shirt that's built for fast drivers. Wear this funny fast-driving adult humor t-shirt as you're whizzing by other drivers in traffic. Buy this funny race car driver adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/race-car-driver-rush-hour-division
A backseat driver is a passenger in a vehicle who comments on the driver's actions and decisions. A Back Seat Driver is a man that drives into a woman's back seat. In other words: a butt fucker. Any man that uses the rear entry method during sex aka anal, can wear this sexually suggestive t-shirt on your next road trip to Drive Miss Daisy. A great gift for college students that are striving to do more driving. Buy this funny and sexy men's adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/back-seat-driver-1
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