Krampus is a popular European legend, a half-goat, half-demon monster that punishes misbehaving children at Christmas. Krampus has many minions, and a cat could be one of them, or maybe your cat is kinda crampy itself. Wear this funny Christmas Krampus cat t-shirt and celebrate a cat Christmas holiday.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a fictional reindeer created by Robert L. May. Rudolph is usually depicted as the ninth and youngest of Santa Claus's reindeer. On this funny Christmas holiday season t-shirt, Rudolph is a Rottweiler with a clown nose. Maybe the dog is a Doberman-Rottweiler mix, but either way, Rottweiler sounds better.

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Yes, dogs eat shit, but on this funny pet t-shirt, it's - Dogs. Eat Shit. So, basically, you're saying you like dogs, and everyone else can eat shit. If you're a dog lover, but a people hater, then wear this funny pet dog t-shirt with love and hate in your heart. This funny pet t-shirt about dogs was made without harming any dog. Shit.

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If you own a dog, you probably own a dog house too, but if you end up being a tenant of that dog house when arguing with a loved one, then this funny pet t-shirt is for you. This funny pet dog t-shirt makes a great gift from the better half as well.

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This funny wild animal t-shirt refers to the classic saying that a leopard can't change its spots. Of course, the saying was full of crap in the first place because they could always change their spots by just moving to a different spot. This funny wild animal t-shirt dispels the myth. If you love animals or just like to be a smart ass, then get this funny big cat t-shirt now, before the next Leopard changes its spot for good.

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Screw You! Or is it Screw Ewe? Of course, nobody condones Beastiality, right? But, this funny adult humor t-shirt is a different way of saying screw you to everyone. Whether you're pushing a sheep through a fence, or just fed up with people, this funny adult humor t-shirt is a perfect fit for you, in more ways than one. It also makes a great gift for college students because they'll screw anything including themselves sometimes.

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If you own a Devil Dog, or any kind of dog really, then this funny t-shirt is dog diggity dog perfect for you. This funny animal t-shirt tells people to beware of the devil dog with three heads (Cerberus), and if you have a guard dog or a very good boy, then wear this funny pet t-shirt with every intent to warn people, maybe ironically if you have a small dog, and make them laugh at the same time. Take the beware of dog signs to a whole new level when you wear this funny beware of dog sign pet t-shirt.

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If you own a Scottish Terrier that's a bit of a bitch, or is actually a bitch, then buy this funny pets t-shirt for Terrier dog owners and let others know you own a real biotch of a dog. It's the perfect gift for dog owners that have Scottish Terriers with an attitude.

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This funny pet cat's t-shirt makes other people do a double-take when they see that Cats Lick Pussy. Considering a pussy is a cat, they do lick themselves all the time. This funny house cat pet t-shirt isn't adult in nature, but everyone will think it is at first. A perfect gift for hot-looking cat ladies that aren't crazy.

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This pussy eating t-shirt is about cunnilingus, but also a pussy cat that eats its tail. If you love pussy, or pussy cats, then wear this sex-related pussy adult humor t-shirt, or pet cat t-shirt and get more pussy hairs in your mouth. A great gift for college students because they'll eat anything, but prefer pussy as well, and it's your choice which pussy you prefer.

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