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Funny pets and animal t-shirts

Funny pets and animal t-shirts for pet owners of cats and dogs plus humorous wild animals sayings and thoughts.

Where Wolves?

Werewolves in myths or movies, are people that change for periods of time into a wolf, typically when there is a full moon. This funny animal t-shirt is about real wolves howling in the night and where they might be. If you're into camping then wear this nature-driven t-shirt and ask where the wolves are. A great gift for movie fans of werewolves as well.

Buy this funny wild animal t-shirt about wolves and possibly werewolves here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/where-wolves

Owned By A Bullydog

If you own a Bulldog that's a bit of a bully, then this funny pet dog t-shirt fits you perfectly, but not the dog though. You can shame your dog by wearing this funny Bulldog t-shirt, or you can even name it Shamus, either way, you'll teach your Bulldog a lesson it will soon forget. Assuming it gets it in the first place. This might help: Tell it: bark, bark, bark bark, woof.

Buy this funny Bulldog t-shirt for dog owners here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/owned-by-a-bullydog

So, this is what a wet-ass pussy looks like.

So, this is what a wet-ass pussy looks like.

Pussy is slang for women's vaginas and wet-ass means extremely wet, with wet referring to female sexual arousal. On this funny pet pussy cat t-shirt, people get to see what a WAP aka wet-ass pussy actually looks like. Wear this funny pet cat t-shirt if you love cats, or wear this sexy wet-ass pussy t-shirt if you love pussy. It might even be a twofer.

Buy this funny and sexy wet-ass pussy cat t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/so-this-is-what-a-wet-ass-pussy-looks-like

There Is No Dog I'm A Cat Person

This funny pet t-shirt is for a cat person and states that there is no DOG. Not, there is no GOD. A subtle switch that makes a big difference. If you love cats but don't like dogs, then this humorous pet t-shirt was made for you. This funny feline fancier's t-shirt should not be worn around any dogs though, as they may rat you out to the other dogs, and then you'll be in trouble.

Buy this funny pet cat owner's t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/there-is-no-dog-im-a-cat-person-2

MY DOG IS A BOXER

If you own a Boxer dog breed then buy the funny pet t-shirt posted here about Boxers that are also into boxing as a sport. In reality, there are probably not a lot of Boxers that can box, but you never know nowadays. It's a fun and twisted way of letting everyone know you love a Boxer.

Buy this funny boxing boxer dog t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dog-boxer-24-knockouts

Bloody Pussy

People from England say bloody in front of everything and sometimes it changes the meaning of things like pussy, even if it's about a cat. There are two kinds of bloody pussies and this funny pet cat t-shirt makes people think of both kinds of pussy at the same time.

Buy this funny pet house cat t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/bloody-pussy

Cat Scratch Fever? That's Why I'm A Dog Person.

If you're a dog owner that hates cats, then wear this funny pet dog t-shirt that blames the Cat Scratch Fever that you don't want to catch. Of course, it's only a song by Ted Nugent, but on this funny pet dog t-shirt, it's the reason you don't like cats.

Buy this funny pet dog t-shirt for a song here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/cat-scratch-fever-dog

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