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Funny scientific t-shirts for science fans

Funny scientific t-shirts for science fans with quantum humor, astronomy comedy, humorous scientists shirts and scientific jokes for thinkers that are little stinkers.

Skull Digger

If you dig skulls, metaphorically, not literally, then wear this Skull Digger t-shirt and let everyone else know that you dig skulls too. Skulls are everywhere in pop culture and now you can have the ultimate skull t-shirt that announces their diggability. Also great for archeologists too. Buy this Skull Digger adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/skull-digger?_pos=1&_sid=bff22eca4&_ss=r

Faker News - Massive Escape From The Particle Zoo

With all the fake news stories out there it can get quite difficult what to believe. With this funny scientific t-shirt though, it absolutely has to be fake. There can be a massive escape from an animal zoo, but if you know about the particle zoo, you also know that it's also based on the masses of the particles as well, so you couldn't have a massive escape from the particle zoo without pretty well destroying everything. Buy this funny scienterrific t-shirt if you're a scientist, teacher, astronomer, into physics, or just a fan of quantum mechanics. Get this funny physics t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/faker-news-massive-escape-from-the-particle-zoo?_pos=1&_sid=899b7d43c&_ss=r&variant=39699388235910

Caution - Unreactive

People tend to overreact to everything and panic at the smallest things. If you're the opposite type of person that doesn't overreact, then you're Unreactive and you should warn everyone that you won't panic immediately. Wear this tale of caution and don't worry about being Unreactive anymore. Buy the Caution, Unreactive t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/caution-unreactive?_pos=1&_sid=38a8f2779&_ss=r&variant=39803906195590

Shut Your Pi Hole

If you know math, you know about Pi, and probably know what a hole is. This funny science t-shirt tells other people to shut their Pi Holes nicely, so you can get the upper hand with people that just won't shut up. This witty t-shirt is also a great gift for scientists, mathletes and teachers, so buy this twisted tee and get a tee hee from everyone that figures it out. Buy this funny scientific t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/shut-your-pi-hole?_pos=1&_sid=5bed76070&_ss=r

Are We Alone? Don't Know, But I Am.

If you think aliens exist, that's great, but if you want to meet a better half, then use this funny alien t-shirt to introduce yourself. This witty t-shirt asks the big question, but also breaks the ice instead of your pocketbook. If you don't want to be alone anymore, then wear this funny aliens t-shirt and start asking others if they're alone too. Buy this funny life mates t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/are-we-alone-dont-know-but-i-am?_pos=1&_sid=e8fbae3d5&_ss=r&variant=39683306619014

Of Course I'm Full Of Myself - What Else Could I Be

If anyone has ever told you that you're full of yourself, then you absolutely need to buy and wear this funny t-shirt asap. If people think you're very self-satisfied with an exaggerated sense of self-worth, then twist their minds into knowing that technically, everyone is full of themselves. "Eyes! Lungs! Pancreas! So many snacks, so little time." - Venom Buy the Of Course I'm Full Of Myself t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/of-course-im-full-of-myself-what-else-could-i-be?_pos=1&_sid=88cae611c&_ss=r&variant=39690573643910

Black Hole Gut Eliminator

If you have a beer gut or a big stomach for any reason, you can now buy the astronomy-based Black Hole Gut Eliminator t-shirt created by pseudo-scientists. Lose any fat stomach within seconds by sending it into a black hole abyss. Wear this universal slimming t-shirt for men or women if you have a bigger than average belly and watch your stomach disappear. Buy this funny astronomical weight loss t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/black-hole-gut-eliminator-1?_pos=1&_sid=8e2d67b19&_ss=r

I'm not a robot

I'm not a robot is the ongoing war between spammers and computer scientists. It tries to tell computers and humans apart. With new advancements in science, we'll need to tell humans from robots in real life as well. Wear this funny scientific humanoid t-shirt so nobody mistakes you for an android. Buy this funny futuristic t-shirt for humans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/im-not-a-robot?_pos=1&_sid=f1cf957ea&_ss=r&variant=39725885751430

Send Nudes

NASA wants to send nudes of people into space trying to attract extraterrestrial life. On this funny science t-shirt aliens sent a message to NASA first saying: Send Nudes. Humans aren't the only beings that like nudity and some aliens are probably nudists too. Wear this funny and sexy alien t-shirt and start collecting nude pictures for our alien buddies. Buy this funny send nudes to aliens t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/send-nudes?_pos=1&_sid=9ce260793&_ss=r

I Love Astronomy - Because what's happening on Earth sucks.

If you would rather stare at the stars instead of all the crap we're creating on Earth, then this funny astronomy t-shirt with an environmental and political twist is right up your alley. If you prefer science over eco-shit, then wear this astronomy t-shirt and start watching the skies while the planet dies. Buy this funny astronomy science and environmental t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-love-astronomy-because-whats-happening-on-earth-sucks?_pos=1&_sid=5c1e4e1da&_ss=r&variant=39820649529478

They're still out there

To date, a total of 32 monkeys have flown into space including Chimpanzees. Other animals include cats and dogs too. Many animals have died thanks to space programs, but what if some were still out there? Wear this funny rocket science and astrobiology t-shirt and become a warrior for the abandoned animals in space. Buy this funny space travel t-shirt for astronomy fans: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/theyre-still-out-there

Monsters Were Real

Are monsters real? No, but they were for millions of years when we weren't around, which is a good thing. Dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures were the only real monsters that ever existed, and now you can let other people know that monsters were real. Buy the dinosaurs were real monsters science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/monsters-were-real-1

Physics Lawyer

Is it impossible to break the laws of physics? The universe should not be expanding as fast as it actually is. So, if it is possible to break the laws of physics, then wear this funny science t-shirt and become the universe's first physics lawyer to defend those laws. This funny scientific t-shirt makes a great gift for scientists, teachers, and college students that believe in physics and all that stuff. Buy this funny physics science t-shirt for scientific reasons here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/physics-lawyer-1

Exosexual

Humans are sexually active beings and there are several different categories of sexual behavior. If you believe that there are aliens out there somewhere, then you must also realize that humans will have sex with an alien. Now you can let everyone know that you're volunteering for the job of having an alien relationship with this funny alien sex t-shirt for science or movie fans that states you're an exosexual in nature. If you identify with the unidentified, then wear this alien lover's t-shirt to the next Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con. Buy this funny alien sex t-shirt for science or movie fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/exosexual

Body Builder - Robotics Division

If you're into robotics and science in general, then this funny robot body builder t-shirt is body ready. Whether you're a bodybuilder or a body builder, wear this funny scientific t-shirt and let people know that you could crush them in an instant, as soon as you go to the science lab and get your robotic body that is. Buy this funny robotics science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/body-builder-robotics-division

Made In Another Dimension

Some people were made in China, and some people were made by mistake, but the wearer of this funny science or science-fiction t-shirt was Made In Another Dimension. If you're a multi-dimensional being, then you should be buying this astronomically funny science t-shirt to wear in the 3rd dimension, even though the graphics are actually 2 dimensional. Okay, there will be no more mention of another dimension. Buy this funny scientific or science-fiction t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/made-in-another-dimension

How You Screwin'?

Joey on Friends used to say How you doin'?, but on this funny alien sex life scientific t-shirt an alien is asked How You Screwin'? This funny scientific t-shirt makes a perfect gift for Astrobiology scientists or students that study extraterrestrial life and might just wonder how they procreate. Buy this funny alien science or science-fiction t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/how-you-screwin

Gravitational Attraction - Meeting Someone At A Party

Gravitational Attraction is when two bodies are attracted to each other, like at a party. If you're a scientist or science fan, then you can start letting all your friends and family know that there are now two kinds of gravity in the universe. Both are caused by bodies. Wear this funny t-shirt with a scientific twist and get people to gravitate toward you. Buy this funny science and couples t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/gravitational-attraction-meeting-someone-at-a-party-1

I Unravel At The Speed Of Light

This funny scientific t-shirt is about being unnerved very easily. As most scientists know the speed of light is very fast, and so are some people at losing it. If you want to lose it, or have already lost it, then this funny astronomy science t-shirt for adults is for you. This witty adult humor t-shirt also makes a great gift for science and astronomy fans, teachers, and students too. Buy this funny astronomy science adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-unravel-at-the-speed-of-light

Still Hangin' In There

This funny cat in space t-shirt is partnered with our "They're still out there" t-shirt and is also a sequel to the famous "Hang or hangin' in there" poster with the kitten. Wear this funny house cat in space t-shirt if you love astronomy, science, or house cats. A great gift for college students that are also still hangin' in there as well. Buy this funny cat in space t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/still-hangin-in-there

Science Is The New God

95% of humanity is religious, but science is making breakthroughs that are breaking through the traditions. It's not Scientology, it's just science and it's changing our world for the good and bad. Wear this pro-science t-shirt and start bowing to the awesome power of nature. Buy this ultimate science t-shirt for science fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/science-is-the-new-god-1

Lord Of The Rings

The Lord Of The Rings is just a bunch of movies that were made by people. The real Lord Of The Rings was made by the cosmos and is called Saturn. The rings of Saturn are the most extensive ring system of any planet in the Solar System, so that makes it the Lord Of The Rings. Wear this funny astronomy science t-shirt and support Saturn as the king of the rings. A great gift for science teachers, college students, and science fans in general. Buy this funny solar system astronomy science t-shirt about Saturn here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/lord-of-the-rings-1

Why So Sirius?

Sirius is the brightest star in the night sky. So, Why So Sirius? Obviously, that's taken from the Joker quote in the Batman movie where he says Why so serious? But for astronomers, Sirius is actually a binary star in the constellation Canis Major. The bright part is a blue-white star 25.4 times as luminous as the Sun. Now that's a serious star. This funny astronomy science t-shirt makes a great gift for college students, teachers, scientists, and science fans. Buy this funny movie quote and astronomy science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/why-so-sirius

Hottest Botanist

This sexy women's t-shirt is for any woman that takes care of plants or a garden, but also official Botanists as well. Be the Hottest Botanist and let everyone know that gardeners can be sexy too. You can be the plant lady that's not crazy, but hot instead, or buy it as a gift for your wife or co-worker that's always got plants in the office. Buy this sexy women's adult t-shirt for Botanists, gardeners, and plant lovers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/hottest-botanist

SATI The Search For Any Terrestrial Intelligence

Homer Simpson asked, " Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?" Well, now there is because this funny S.E.T.I. parody t-shirt for science fans twists it into The Search For Any Terrestrial Intelligence. If you're not impressed by most people's intelligence level then wear this funny scientific-type t-shirt and start looking because the brains are out there. Mmm, brains. Buy this funny S.E.T.I. parody t-shirt for alien search science fans, scientists, or science teachers here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/s-a-t-i-the-search-for-any-terrestrial-intelligence

Astronomical Events - I Can't Wait

Astronomical events are mostly on a scale of millions of years. If you want to see most cosmic events you would have to be immortal, so you literally can't wait. Wear this funny astronomy science t-shirt and start wishing to be immortal or a celestial being or something. This funny astronomy t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students taking any kind of universal science program. Buy this funny astronomy science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/astronomical-events-i-cant-wait

I Love Moon Shine

Whether you love Moonshine or actual Moon Shine this funny drinking and astronomy t-shirt is a perfect fit. You get two jokes that are funny for the same money and two laughs for the price of one when you wear this funny drinking or astronomy t-shirt. If you drink moonshine or just stare at the moon, it's always the fuller the better. A great gift for college students that drink and think at the same time. Buy this funny drinking or astronomy t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-love-moon-shine-the-fuller-the-better-1

Let's Get Astrophysical

This funny astronomy science t-shirt is for astrophysicists who like to get astrophysical or anybody that's into astronomy. This funny astronomical science t-shirt was taken from the Olivia Newton-John song Physical and is a great gift for scientists, citizen scientists, or astronomy enthusiasts. If you like star gazing then get this funny astronomy science t-shirt before the lights go out, in a trillion years or so. Buy this funny astrophysical t-shirt for scientists, students, and astronomy fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/lets-get-astrophysical

Digital Cavity Search Specialist

A body cavity search is an internal inspection of body cavities for prohibited materials. A Digital Cavity Search Specialist does a digital strip search of a person or organization. This funny investigative IT computer science t-shirt makes a great gift for police employees, airport security, or other digital investigators. Buy this funny computer science t-shirt for digital investigators and computer fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/digital-cavity-search-specialist

A Star Is Born - Every 0.0125 Seconds

This funny astronomy science t-shirt is a parody of the movie A Star Is Born and refers to actual stars in the universe. There are roughly 150 billion stars born every year in the universe and that boils down to quite a few per second. Wear this funny astronomy science t-shirt and be a star that talks about stars. A great gift for college students taking any astronomy or universal science courses. Buy this funny astronomer's scientific t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/a-star-is-born-every-0-0125-seconds

Coronal Mass Ejection - Has nothing to do with a virus and is a lot more dangerous.

A coronal mass ejection is a significant release of plasma and accompanying magnetic field from the solar corona. No virus could ever survive the heat, so don't worry, there are no Coronavirus mass infections with this funny astronomy science and Coronavirus humor t-shirt. Wear this funny science and pandemic t-shirt to let people know that not everything with the word corona is a virus. Buy this funny astronomy science and Coronavirus pandemic t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/coronal-mass-ejection-has-nothing-to-do-with-a-virus

Quantum Tunnel Digger

Are you into quantum mechanics? Then quantum tunneling where a subatomic particle passes through a potential barrier is something you have heard of, but probably never experienced. But you can still dig them, figuratively, not literally of course. To dig quantum tunnels literally, you would need a very tiny shovel. Let everyone else know that you dig quantum tunnels and other scientific stuff with this funny science-based t-shirt for scientists and science fans alike. Buy this funny quantum physics science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/quantum-tunnel-digger

Magnetars Don't Try To Stick Them On Your Fridge

A magnetar is a type of neutron star believed to have an extremely powerful magnetic field. So don't try to stick them on your fridge because they're really hard to get back off again, and magnetars are also really hard to catch. If you're into astronomy or know an astronomer, astrophysicist, or other scientists into stars, then buy this funny scientific t-shirt to warn everyone about magnetars. This t-shirt also makes a great gift for science college students, teachers, citizen astronomers, and space fans with a sense of humor. Buy this funny astronomy science t-shirt about magnetars here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/magnetars-dont-try-to-stick-them-on-your-fridge-1

Scientists Do It In A Dish

If you're a scientist with a sense of humor then wear this funny science shirt that says Scientists Do It In A Dish, a petri dish that is. There are many DO IT t-shirts out there, but this one is for scientists because they deserve some pleasure too. A great gift for college science students and teachers as well. Buy this funny adult humor scientific t-shirt if you're a scientist with a sex life, or know any. Buy this funny scientist's Do It t-shirt for any science fans with scientific ambitions here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/scientists-do-it-in-a-dish

I Love Scientificky Stuff

Are you a science fan? Or maybe a scientist, astronomer, researcher, technologist, or just thinks that scientific is terrific? If you're a nutty professor then you have to wear this funny science-related t-shirt that says you love scientificky stuff. A great gift for college students taking science classes too. Get this funny scientific t-shirt for science fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/i-love-scientificky-stuff

Caution Anti-Active

If the only thing about you that's over-active is your imagination, then buy this funny sociopathic t-shirt that cautions people that you're actually anti-active. If you don't play sports then wear this anti-social t-shirt and you'll never have to. This funny science-related t-shirt also makes a great gift for procrastinators, stoners, and basically lazy people alike. Buy this funny scientific radioactive Anti-Active t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/caution-anti-active

We Wantem Quantem

Quantum mechanics describes the nature of atoms and subatomic particles. If you want to see more quantum science discoveries and devices then you have to wear this funny scientific t-shirt about quantum mechanics or aka quantum physics so you can support the scientists that are making new quantum physics discoveries. Get the quantum physics science t-shirt made for scientists, teachers, college students, and science fans here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/wantem-quantum-science

We Are All Star Shit

Scientists think that we are all stardust. So, what is stardust anyway? It's the result of particles remaining from a supernova explosion. A supernova explosion is the expelling of particles from within the star. So, we are all star shit, literally. If you're an astronomy fan, then wear this funny scientific t-shirt to blow everybody's mind like a supernova. Buy this humorous astronomy science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/star-shit-astro-science

The Earth Is Flat - The Earth Is Round - Actually, It's Oblate

With the debate over whether the Earth is flat or the Earth is round, here's a new concept, they're both wrong. The Earth is actually oblate, which is a spheroid flattened at the poles, because of the rapid spinning of the Earth. Wear this funny scientific t-shirt and stop the Earther insanity. A great gift for college science students, professors, and astronomers as well. Buy this Earth astronomy science t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/earth-flat-earth-round

What Happens In A Black Hole, Stays In A Black Hole.

A black hole is a region of spacetime where gravity is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from it. So, whatever happens there, stays there, and this funny science t-shirt twists the famous Las Vegas saying into the ultimate one-night stand with a black hole. A great gift for science teachers, college students, astronomers, and citizen scientists. Buy this funny astronomy and astrophysics science t-shirt about black holes here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/happen-black-hole-science

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