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Businesses open and close all the time, but when a woman is Open For Business the meaning takes on a whole new sexy turn. This funny sex related t-shirt isn't just for prostitutes and strippers, it's for any woman that's sexual, or any man that likes sex. Wear this sexually suggestive t-shirt and let everyone know there are still businesses that are open, including the oldest one of course. Buy this sexy adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/open-for-business?_pos=1&_sid=11c94e21a&_ss=r&variant=39683329228934

Twins is a 1988 comedy film, or two offspring produced by the same pregnancy, but here of course, this sexy t-shirt is about women's twins aka boobs, breasts, the girls, mammaries, tits, etc.. If you love boobs, or you have boobs of your own, wear this sexy t-shirt and take the Twins out for a walk. Buy this boob lovers sex related Twins t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/twins-with-nipples?_pos=1&_sid=113b92afe&_ss=r&variant=39676819964038

Payless is an international discount footwear chain, but if you're a woman that wants to pay even less, then stop wearing those useless bras and panties and payless for those too; like nothing. Wear this thrifty, but very sexy t-shirt and celebrate your newfound financial freedom. Buy this sexy sex related adult humor t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/braless-pantyless-payless?_pos=1&_sid=5d00e1b1e&_ss=r

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Welcome to the shitshow is a popular phrase, but is very negative. If you're a woman that wants positive results, then welcome them to the smokeshow instead. Show off how smokin' hot you are with the sexiest of sexy t-shirts and watch how many people enjoy this show. A great gift for smokin' hot college students too. Buy this very sexy smokin' hot smokeshow t-shirt here: https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/welcome-to-the-smokeshow?_pos=1&_sid=323f3e870&_ss=r&variant=39676787523718

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