You can be high waisted, or you can be high wasted. When you're high wasted though, that's because you just smoked a big joint or bowl of weed. If you partake in the 420 cannabis culture then getting wasted because you're high is par for the stoner course. Wear this pot smokers t-shirt and get wasted, not waisted.

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The pot calling the kettle black is a proverbial idiom while the pot calling the cannabis green is stoner humor. Wear this funny 420 pot-smoking t-shirt and stop calling the cannabis green. Oh wait, it is.

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American Pie is a comedy movie where that guy fucked that pie. On this funny stoner t-shirt, American Pie is taken to a new high, a pie-eyed high in fact. Pie-eyed, usually means extremely drunk or tired, but also when you're really stoned as well. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt and get red-eyed, pie-eyed, or whatever-eyed.

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This funny stoner t-shirt is about cannabis myths, and the fact marijuana is organic and better than many other vices. If you smoke weed, you already know it's not as bad as people used to think it was and especially not evil. Wear this funny 420 t-shirt and spread the word that weed is wonderfully organic and there's no need to panic.

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Stoners use Zippo lighters a lot and that means stoners like to light up, but also want people to lighten up as well. If you're a stoner that wants to send a double message, then wear this funny 420 lifestyle t-shirt and get other people to lighten up too.

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Cannabis sinsemilla aka sensi is the female Cannabis plant that has no seeds. California Sinsemilla is the old school of weed smoking. When there was either Jamaican or California weed and not much else. Wear this retro-stoner art t-shirt and become a cannabis connoisseur.

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Every person matters, but for stoners, every toke matters too, that's why we have roach clips, pipes, bowls, etc., etc. Wear this funny pot smokers t-shirt and let your weed-smoking buddies know you want that roach because every toke matters.

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Dr. Seuss wrote How The Grinch Stole Christmas, but if you're a stoner that has ever gotten high at a Christmas dinner, you're The Grin That Stole Christmas. Getting stoned at family get-togethers is as classic as drinking for the holidays, so wear this funny marijuana smokers t-shirt at your next Xmas party.

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Here's a Christmas t-shirt for stoners that smoke weed. While everyone else is thinking of Christmas wreaths, you could be wearing a Christmas Reef t-shirt instead. Reef is a short form for reefer or aka weed, marijuana, pot, etc.

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Remember the movie Coneheads? An alien couple with cone-shaped heads living on earth. Stoners have their own cone-shaped objects and they're called conedubes. If you want to celebrate 420 with a big joint, it really should be a conedube. Wear this funny pot smokers t-shirt and be the life of the 420 parties.

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