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Funny stoner and drug users t-shirts

Funny stoner and drug users t-shirts for marijuana activism, cannabis smokers, potheads, weed smokers, bong smokers and other drug users like cocaine, pills and magic mushrooms.

Buds MacKenzie

Spuds MacKenzie was a fictional dog mascot character created by Bud Light beer in the late 1980s. On this funny 420 stoner's t-shirt though, it's Buds MacKenzie and he's a pot-stealing, weed-smoking, stoned cannabis machine. He steals your weed, and performs this deed, whenever he's in need.

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Blow Me

Blow me can be a sexual thing, but with this twisted stoner t-shirt, it's all about coke. Sure a blow job is great, but now you can get free blow when you wear this cocaine drug t-shirt. We can't guarantee you'll get free blow when wearing this stoner coke t-shirt, but everyone has so far. This t-shirt makes a great icebreaker for sexy comments or for other snow-sniffing drug users as well.

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I've Got High Hopes

High Hopes is a popular song by Frank Sinatra, but it's also on the minds of all stoners, especially when celebrating 420. If you hope to get high, then wear this cannabis smokers t-shirt and let others know, you know, you have high hopes. A great gift for college students that have all kinds of high hopes too.

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Snow Plow

If coke aka cocaine is the real thing for you, then you've plowed some lines of snow already. This funny cocaine drug users t-shirt for stoners is about a different kind of snow plow than most people would think. If you like to snort the snow, then wear this drug user t-shirt about snorting cocaine and let everyone know how much you love to play in the snow. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

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I smoke pot to self meditate

To self-medicate is to take addictive or habituating drugs, rather than by prescription or on expert advice. To meditate is to think deeply or carefully about something. If you smoke cannabis you could be self-medicating, but you could also be self-meditating as well. If smoking marijuana makes you think, then think about wearing this funny stoner's t-shirt to self-meditate. Wear this funny 420 lifestyle t-shirt at 420 festivals and events to create a humorous mind-blowing experience for other stoners.

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DOOBY DO

Scooby-Doo is an animated TV show. On this funny cannabis smokers t-shirt, it's dooby do, which refers to doobs aka dubes, doobies, spliffs, or joints, and smoking them. If you're a pot smoker aka pothead, then wear this funny weed or hash-smoking 420 lifestyle t-shirt if you smoke joints.

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American Fried

American Fried is about Americans that smoke or consume cannabis and then get fried, not fried foods. Now marijuana activists, recreational pot smokers, and medical marijuana users can unite with American pride after they get fried. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt to 420 festivals and spread some cannabis comedy amongst your fellow stoners.

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It's High Time

Its High Time is used to say it is time to do something that should have been done a long time ago. On this funny stoners t-shirt, however, It's High Time all the time. If you smoke weed, then you may want to be high all the time and should wear this funny marijuana smoker's t-shirt all the time too.

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Herbologist - Give me some and I'll test it.

A herbologist is a person who studies how plant essences can be used to help heal and treat ailments and health issues. This kind of herbologist studies marijuana and smokes it to help heal or treat themselves, or just wants to relax a bit and maybe eat some munchies. If you smoke weed for any reason, buy this funny stoner t-shirt about smoking the herb and get free samples of weed from everyone you meet. Maybe not, but it's worth a try.

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Don't Justify My Broth

Justify My Love is a song by Madonna. Don't justify my broth is about you not wanting to see a bru, bruddah, or broth arrested by the cops. No matter what you call your buddies, you still don't want them to be justified, by the police or courts anyway. A great gift for someone going to court, or for stoners, or anyone not wanting to be arrested by the cops.

Buy this funny cops t-shirt for potential convicts and stoners here:

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