The fairy-tale song Puff the Magic Dragon's song lyrics are based on a poem. On this funny stoner t-shirt, it's Puff Puff and this dragon smokes weed. Wear this song parody t-shirt for stoners and puff, puff, pass. Also a great gift for college students that are taking ancient history classes.

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Marijuana aka green, grass, weed, etc., whether it's medical or recreational, has a relaxing effect, especially if it's an Indica plant. Of course, it's hard to be mean when you're nice and relaxed. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt for weed smokers and be green, instead of a blue meanie.

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Weed buds are what stoners smoke, not the leaves, so buds are our best friends, and on this funny stoner t-shirt a bud is buds with a teddy bear as well. Wear this funny buddy weed t-shirt and be best buds with your weed buds and your teddy bear too.

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Best buds refer to best friends, but for stoners, the buds are also weed buds, and when it comes to weed buds, the stickier the better. Wear this funny weed t-shirt if you're a stoner that likes to have best buds, and your best buds are also weed buds.

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Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. For stoners to keep calm, we need to hit a bong. Wear this funny stoner t-shirt for bong smokers, and stay calm while hitting that bong.

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There are all kinds of mothers including mother-fuckers, but this funny stoner t-shirt is for mothers that smoke weed or any stoner that gets fucked up. This funny 420 t-shirt is for mothers that are cannabis smokers, but any stoner can wear it if they're a mother fucker upper, but not a mother.

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If you're old enough to remember those Public Service Announcements about drugs, then you can appreciate this funny stoner t-shirt that twists their version into a funny drug user's version. Those PSAs were all bullshit anyway, so show people the real people that use drugs are not venomous, snake-like, lizard creatures. Some people definitely are, but they would be anyway, no question.

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Don't Do Drugs and Just Say No was a couple of the ad campaigns as a part of the U.S. War on Drugs", aiming to discourage children. That's great, but if you're an adult, that choice should be yours and not the government's. If you're an adult that's a stoner, then wear this funny pro-drug user's t-shirt with pride because you can make up your own mind. A great gift for college students that do, do everything anyway.

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This funny stoner t-shirt is about The Wasted Life, not being a waste of life. If you live The Wasted Life, then wear this funny drug user's lifestyle t-shirt, or drinking t-shirt, and show others that The Wasted Life is not a waste of life, any more than anything else is. This funny stoner and drinker's t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students because, you know.

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The failed war on drugs is a shameful attack on families and Black communities. If YOU want to end the war on drugs, then you have to Fight The War Against Against Drugs, like Oregon voters that decriminalized possession of small amounts of drugs. It's a start, but the fight still rages on, so wear this drug activism t-shirt and rage in their cage. A great gift for college students that are always fighting against the MAN anyway.

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