"I've fallen, and I can't get up!" is a catchphrase in the '80s from a TV ad for LifeCall. Now when you go drinking you have a life call too. It's falling down drunk and not being able to get back up again. If you like to drink and then sink, get a hand getting up every time when the other drunks see your heavy drinkers t-shirt, eventually. This t-shirt also makes a great gift for college students. Like duh, right?

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To Drink Like A Fish is to drink excessive amounts of alcohol. But, of course, fish drink to survive and so do some adults. Wear this funny drinking t-shirt for heavy drinkers and let others know that your drunk drinking has a purpose and you won't survive without it. A great gift for college students getting drunk for finals.

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A Rave is a lively party or gathering involving dancing, drinking, and maybe some ecstasy or molly. If you're a man that loves to rave in a cave, then wear this funny partying t-shirt and become Raveman wherever you go. Of course, all that partying takes its toll and Raveman looks a bit like a caveman too.

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Resuscitate means to revive someone from unconsciousness or apparent death, but if it's because of drinking beer, then you have to Resuscitate With More Beer. Wear this funny beer drinkers adult humor t-shirt and know that you are protected from not drinking enough beer.

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Saint Patrick's Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick, is a cultural and religious celebration held on March 17, the traditional death date of Saint Patrick, the foremost patron saint of Ireland. Buy this funny Irish drinkers t-shirt and be ready for Saint Patrick's Day all year long. It's a big day and you need to psyche yourself up for it. Whether you're Irish or just like drinking like you are, you can wear this funny St. Patrick's Day drinking t-shirt with drunken pride.

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If you love to drink to get drunk, then this funny adult drinking humor t-shirt is a perfect fit for you. Celebrate drinking and getting drunk by spending some time on the floor. Wear this funny drinkers t-shirt for adults and reunite yourself with an old friend: The floor. A perfect gift for college students that like to hit the floor as hard as the books. Also Saint Patrick's day, like duh right?

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When you drink are you Ready To Rumble, or more like Ready To Tumble? If your footing is less than sure when you're drinking or you're Irish, wear this funny drunk drinkers t-shirt on St. Patrick's Day and every day to let everyone know that you're more dangerous to yourself than others. Not only that, but you can blame the t-shirt every time you stumble or fall when drunk because you were already ready to tumble. Wear it on St. Patrick's Day for the full effect and be the life of the Saint Patrick's party.

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This funny t-shirt is a drinking faux pas about how many of us get a little out of hand when drunk. Not necessarily destructive, but potentially, depending on the amount of alcohol consumed. A great gift to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day, for any drinker in the family, and of course college students too.

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If you're a man that loves to love women and you also love cold beer, then wear this sexy beer drinkers and women chasers funny men's adult humor t-shirt for lots of cold beer and hot women by the barrel full. This beer-drinking t-shirt that's also about hot women is perfect in bars as a message to bartenders and female bar patrons alike. A great gift for college students that want to get drunk and get hot women at the same time.

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If you're a drinker and have gotten drunk, then you've said you weren't drunk to someone that asked you if you were drunk. Most drinkers have said they're not drunk at some point, but 100 percent of people that are already drunk say they're not, drunk. It's human nature, so wear this funny drinking t-shirt and be ready to say you're not drunk too. This funny drinkers t-shirt makes a great gift for college students with a drinking agenda that is also 100%.

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