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Funny drinking t-shirts for drunk drinkers

Funny drinking t-shirts for drunk drinkers that like to party. Humorous beer shirts, plus wine and booze tees as well. These witty t-shirts are for the drinkers that are also thinkers.

Have no fear - The beer is here

Whether you're drinking on Saint Patrick's Day, the weekend, or any day, if you love beer then you love when the beer is here. Now you can be the hero of the party by wearing this funny beer lovers drinking t-shirt and then breaking out the brews. A great gift for college students that take beer brewing and peer screwing courses.

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Drunkenstein - Appearing at a bar near you

We all know the story of Frankenstein, but a different version for beer drinkers is on this funny beer lovers' drinking t-shirt. Drunkenstein is what you can call yourself, or it can be getting drunk from beer steins at Octoberfest or in a bar or at home or something. Wear this funny drinking t-shirt and bring the party back to life. A great gift for college students that are drunk with knowledge, or whatever.

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Beer Hops - But Only After The 5th One

Beer is made with hops, but after the fifth beer, even the beer glasses, and bottles start hopping, because you're drunk. Get hopping and buy this funny beer drinkers t-shirt so you can watch your beer hop all the way to your favorite bar. A great t-shirt for Saint Patrick's Day, New Year's Eve, or any celebration or party. This funny t-shirt is also great for any college students that drink to think.

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Total Annihilation Is Coming - As Soon As The Bars Open

You've seen the signs: The End Is Near and Total Annihilation Is Coming, and on this funny drinking t-shirt it's coming As Soon As The Bars Open. If you want an apocalypse to happen, then make sure your drinking sessions are apocalyptic when the bars open. This funny drinking t-shirt makes a great gift for college students that annihilate their grades along with themselves.

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I Get Mugged Every Night

Getting mugged means being assaulted for your stuff. On this funny drinkers t-shirt, it's when you get mugged every night because you're drinking mugs of beer. If you like to drink beer in bars or out of mugs at home or drink beer at all, you can wear this funny beer-drinking t-shirt and get mugged every night. A great gift for college students that are drinking instead of thinking.

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I'm In! I'm In! What's Happening?

If you love to drink at parties and have a great time, then wear this funny drinking t-shirt and be in on the best times of your life. Be into everything and party 'till you puke with the funniest drinking t-shirts on the planet. Wear this funny drinkers adult humor t-shirt and be in the loop for every drunken adventure. Also a great gift for college students that are into, well, everything actually.

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The Beer Whisperer

The Horse Whisperer is a movie starring Robert Redford. The Beer Whisperer is anyone that drinks enough beer that you end up talking to it. If you get drunk when drinking or know someone that does, then buy this funny beer lover's t-shirt and you or they can start whispering sweet somethings into a glass of delicious mouth-watering beer.

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BEER DRINKERS AND ALE RAISERS

Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers is a song by ZZ Top, but if you like drinking a little more than hell-raising you can wear this funny drinkers t-shirt and start raising some ales instead. When you're wearing the ultimate beer drinkers t-shirt, you ultimately become the ultimate beer drinker. A great gift for college students because they drink a lot of beer, they really do.

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I Drink To Quench My Thirst For More

Whether you drink alone or in bars, if you drink to get drunk, then you quench your thirst...for more. A drinker's thirst tastes like another one because you're already drinking to quench the other kind of thirst. Wear this drinkers t-shirt and start drinking...more. A great gift for college students that drink to get drunk and get fucked to get fucked.

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My Name Is Hurl - It's Also What I Do

Remember the TV show My Name Is Earl? This parody t-shirt is for drinkers and says My Name Is Hurl and it's also what I do. If you're a drinker then you have also been a hurler at one point or another. Crack all your drinking friends up and warn them at the same time by wearing this funny TV show parody t-shirt every time you get drunk. A great gift for college students that hurl at a squirrel. Hey, it rhymes, doesn't it?

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