Professional drinkers go out to a bar to drink and are social and may get drunk. Professional drinkers might overindulge but can handle themselves when they do get drunk. Wear this funny drinking t-shirt to be more professional and do a better job of drinking. A great gift for college students that need a backup career.

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If you want to meet other drunk people at a party, this is the funny drinking t-shirt to do it with. Slurring your speech is the drunk way of talking and on this funny drinker's t-shirt, it's called talking drunky. Wear this funny drinking t-shirt if you're a drinker and a thinker, or get one as a gift for college students or anyone you know who likes to have a good time and meet people. Nah, there's no one like that.

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If you're a Harry Potter fan here's a parody of Albus Dumbledore where he's a drunken alcoholic. He does kinda look the part after all. On this funny movie and drinking t-shirt, his name is Alchy Tumbledoor and that's exactly what he does after the cab ride home. He tumbles through the door of Hogwarts. If you're a drinker that's a thinker and a bit of a stinker (not literally) then get this funny drinkers t-shirt that's also a movie parody today.

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If you're a drinker that's also a thinker, then wear this funny drinking t-shirt and let everyone know that Absolut Vodka is really the only absolute in life. If you want to enjoy your life more, then start partying with this funny drinkers t-shirt to be absolutely happy. A great gift for college students that are absolute alcoholics.

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If you love to party, be at parties, and especially get the party started, then wear this funny partyers t-shirt that's a parody of the Thir13en Ghosts movie. If thirteen toasts doesn't get the party started, nothing will. This funny drinking and movie parody t-shirt makes a great gift for college students that makes toasts, then drinks and eats them.

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Here's a funny beer-drinking t-shirt for bar drinkers that really want a beer. You'll want to be wearing this funny beer drinkers t-shirt every time you raise a glass of beer at the bar. Wear this funny beer t-shirt to let the bartender know you're next. So, forget the barbeque and be the next in line at the BarBeerQue instead.

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If you're a late-night heavy drinker that's always dreading the last call, wear this drinkers t-shirt that twists an astronomical event into a drunk-assed comical event. The Late Heavy Bombardment was about meteorites hitting the Earth billions of years ago, but this t-shirt is about a different kind of slamming down: drinks. Crack all your friends up and be the life of the bar party with this funny drinkers t-shirt that's also an astronomy t-shirt as well. It's really a twofer.

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FUBAR dates from World War II and is an acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. On this drinkers t-shirt though, it's about being shit-faced drunk. If you like to get FUBAR in a bar, then wear this drinking shirt and get Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Of course, this t-shirt can mean any fucked up person for any fucked up reason as well.

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This funny kicks me t-shirt takes the age-old school prank of sticking a kick me note on someone's back and twists it onto the front and refers to getting your kicks, not kicked. If you like to get your kicks in, or if you're just an innocent on-kicker, then buy this funny partying top for drinkers and partiers now. It's also a great gift for college students looking for kicks, and anyone that likes to party hardy.

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If you love to drink wine enough to be a wino and have years of experience being a wino, then you're a Winosaur. Or, if you just like to think about drunk dinosaurs, either way, this t-shirt is a wine drinker's wet dream. Be a Winosaur and let everyone know, that you know, they know, you think drinking wine is fine.

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