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Funny and witty adult t-shirts

Funny and witty adult t-shirts with adults humor and language. These are the funniest tee-shirts with humorous and twisted thoughts anywhere.

Screw Politicians - It's Why Most Of Them Became One

Don't we all love politicians and the way they screw the people to get what they want? Well, now you can tell other people to screw those politicians literally because that's the reason they're there anyway. Wear this funny adult humor t-shirt about bad politicians and maybe you can help change corrupt political behaviors.

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Ukraine is not a place, it's a people.

In the Thor: Ragnarok movie Heimdall said "Asgard is not a place, it's a people." Asgard's situation sounds remarkably like the situation the Ukrainian people are in. If you want to support Ukraine in a clever way, wear this political t-shirt and half of the profit will be donated to a charity to help Ukraine and its people.

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More Sanctions Against Russia - Dead Ukrainians Don't Care

Western sanctions on Russia are like none the world has seen, except the Ukrainians that have already been killed don't get to see anything and don't care about the sanctions because they're already dead. Help Ukraine and the Ukrainian people by wearing this political t-shirt to let everyone know that people are dying and something else has to be done. Half of the profits from the sale of this t-shirt will be donated to a Ukrainian charity to help the people.

Buy this help Ukraine t-shirt here to support them:

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Stop Russia

More sanctions have been placed on Russia, but that hasn't stopped them from killing Ukrainians. Russia has to be stopped from committing genocide for any reason, and now you can help to stop Russia by wearing this STOP RUSSIA on a stop sign political t-shirt that everyone will notice. Buy this thought-provoking anti-war t-shirt and half of the profits will be donated to a Ukrainian charity to help the victims.

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Trump The Chump

You can Trump The Chump, or you can interpret this funny t-shirt as a Donald Trump burn if you want. You can take this funny political or not political t-shirt any way you want, but if you don't like Donald Trump, you may want to wear this funny possibly anti-Trump t-shirt at a government rally. Just saying, no organization is happening here. Now you can be just as obscure and obtuse as a politician.

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Ukrainians send a message to Russia - Thou shalt not pass this river!

A Russian battalion tried to cross a river in Ukraine and they were wiped out by the Ukrainian forces. In Lord of the Rings, Gandalf shouts thou shalt not pass, as it's known, but he really says you cannot pass. Either way, the Russian soldiers did not pass that river. Purchase this help support Ukraine t-shirt and half the profits will go to a Ukrainian charity to help the victims of the war.

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PANDEMIC is PANIC

A pandemic (of a disease) is prevalent over a whole country or the world. Panic is the result of that, causing wildly unthinking behavior. Most of humanity was surprised at some people panicking and buying all the toilet paper. Why were we surprised though, considering panic is actually in the word pandemic. Wear this funny covid pandemic t-shirt and let people know, that pandemics create panic every time.

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5 Star General Pain In The Ass

There are 5 Star Generals and there are people who are a general pain in the ass and this funny anti-social adult humor t-shirt combines both. Wear this funny general pain in the ass adult humor t-shirt if you hate people or are a sociopath or an anti-social narcissist and let other people know in a funny way that it's not top-secret when it comes to being a pain in the ass.

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Eh Hole

There are many a-holes out there, but if you're a Canadian a hole, then you're an Eh Hole. Oh, Canada what an Eh Hole I am, is what this funny Canuck adult humor t-shirt says that embraces your Eh Holiness. You won't be sorry for wearing this humourous hoser wear.

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Stop Wars

War is a state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, so help Ukrainians fighting in a war right now. Star Wars may not be happening, but the Russian-Ukrainian war is.

Buy this anti-war t-shirt here and half the profits will be donated to a Ukrainian charity to help civilian victims of the war.

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