If you care about human lives, climate change, or humanity's future, then you want to stop all wars. The war in Ukraine is destroying the country and creating tons of extra garbage, unfortunately including bodies. How can we save the planet and ourselves if we keep fighting ourselves? Wear this anti-war protest t-shirt to support Ukraine and half of the profits will go to a Ukrainian charity to help the victims of the war.

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Trust isn't easily given to people but especially the ones you take hostage. Of course, if you take someone hostage you're not very trustworthy either. Wear this funny and hypocritical anti-social adult t-shirt and maybe the Stockholm syndrome will help too.

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Famous last words are said as an ironic comment on or reply to an overconfident assertion that may well be proved wrong by events. On this funny COVID-19 t-shirt, it's not getting vaccinated that could make it a grave error in judgment. Wear this funny Coronavirus t-shirt and give unvaccinated people a foreshadowing of their future.

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The covid variant, known as B.1.640, was dubbed the IHU variant by researchers. If more of this variant comes out of the closet they may get to the 8th one called the IH8U Variant, which also spells out I Hate You. If a covid variant called IH8U arrives, be afraid, very afraid. Wear this funny covid-19 coronavirus pandemic t-shirt and warn others how much this variant hates them. IH8U would also make a great license plate too.

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Confucius said a lot of things, but confusion says to speak louder while using your big stick, which can be quite confusing if you don't speak up while battering somebody with a baseball bat or whatever. So, don't speak softly and carry a big stick, speak loudly and use it often for the best results, while wearing this funny adult humor t-shirt of course. A great gift for college students to wear during hazing.

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COVID-19 is also called coronavirus because it's a virus of course, and going viral is a video, image, or story that spreads quickly and widely on the Internet through social media and e-mail. On this funny pandemic t-shirt, COVID-19 is a virus that has also gone viral. Wear this humorous virus t-shirt and maybe it'll go viral too. The double joke is that many bad things go viral too.

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What is reality? Are we just in a simulation? WTF is going on? We don't know and our universe is getting weirder by the Planck Time. The science-based t-shirt for gamers or science fans lets you be one with reality, more or less.

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This political satire t-shirt is titled Shitler with Hitler having a pile of shit for a mouth because all his speeches were a load of shit. If you still hate Adolf Hitler then wear this funny political t-shirt and let people know what a piece of shit he was talking about.

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This movie parody t-shirt is about The Accidental Tourist film but twisted into an accidental killer instead. Wear this funny movie parody t-shirt of a killer accidentally killing and have an excuse for the first 5 killings because they were an accident. Hey, accidents happen, but it will be no accident when you're wearing this funny movie parody t-shirt about killers killing people, dead.

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While a gas leak is often silent, the resulting explosion is anything but, because on this funny farting t-shirt you are releasing the silent but deadly gas leaks. Wear this funny flatulence-based t-shirt and start filling the rooms with your silent but deadly gas leaks. A great gift for college students that are already leaking everywhere.

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