Funny and witty adult t-shirts
Funny and witty adult t-shirts with adults humor and language. These are the funniest tee-shirts with humorous and twisted thoughts anywhere.
Hell's Kitchen, as you may already know, is a rough neighborhood on the West Side of Midtown Manhattan in New York City and it's also a reality cooking TV show with Gordon Ramsey. This funny American t-shirt combines the reality show with the actual hell to tell people you're from Hell's Kitchen, a fiendishly rough place to be born.
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Large numbers of drone videos show Ukrainian artillery carrying out highly accurate strikes on Russian forces. If Ukraine used drones to carry out all of its missions, it wouldn't need soldiers. Wear this witty and twisted anti-war t-shirt and help Ukraine because half of the profits will go to a Ukrainian charity for victims of the war. Whether it's the Russia-Ukraine war or any other war, drones save lives, just as long as the machines don't take over of course.
Buy this funny anti-war t-shirt to help support Ukraine here:
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Russia and Ukraine produce more than a quarter of the world's wheat and people everywhere are starving to death because of it. If you think this war sucks on many levels, you can wear this thought-provoking political t-shirt and help Ukrainians that are innocent victims of the war. If you want to support or help Ukraine, half of the profits from this t-shirt will be donated to a Ukrainian charity.
Buy this support Ukraine anti-war t-shirt here:
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If you like to sleep more than the average bear, then let other people know that you practice for when you're dead. After all, you don't want to turn into a zombie, so you really do need to practice. Wear this funny sleeping and zombie movie t-shirt and start sleeping your life away. A great gift for college students that sleep like zombies during classes.
Buy this funny sleeping zombie movie t-shirt here:
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This funny anti-social t-shirt tells people they can do a lot with themselves, including fucking themselves. If you want to fuck with the world, then wear this sociopathic t-shirt and sucker people into reading their own insults without realizing it until it's too late. It's a fun way to say fuck you. A great gift for college students that are already fucking themselves.
Buy this anti-social and sociopathic fuck you to everybody t-shirt here:
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Viruses infect all types of life forms, from animals and plants to microorganisms and they don't care if you're rich or not. On this funny coronavirus pandemic adult humor t-shirt, rich people may still have it better, but COVID-19 or any other virus might still mess up their lives. Wear this funny virus pandemic t-shirt and teach the rich, that money doesn't buy everything.
Buy this funny COVID-19 pandemic adult humor t-shirt here:
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War, huh, what is it good for? That was a song from the sixties, but today, war is apparently good for gore, and that's what some people want. Wear this anti-war t-shirt and help Ukrainian victims of the war when we donate half of the profits to a Ukrainian charity.
Buy this anti-war t-shirt and help support Ukraine here:
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This thought-provoking and funny political t-shirt is about China and its military that has made them a superpower country. Buy this political satire and funny thought-provoking t-shirt and see who gets into the conversation and who has a sense of humor about it. A great gift for anyone into current events, or even college students.
Buy this thought-provoking political satire t-shirt about China's military here:
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Mankind has been at war with itself since the beginning, but most people are pretty sick of it nowadays. On this funny political anti-war t-shirt, war makes you want to shoot someone. This sarcastic and funny fighting wars t-shirt is also part of the help support Ukraine campaign we're featuring and half of the profits will be given to a Ukrainian charity to help victims of the war. You don't have to actually shoot anyone when you wear this funny anti-war protest t-shirt.
Buy this anti-war protest t-shirt here and help support Ukrainians in the war against Russia:
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Get a haircut and get a real job is a song by George Thorogood and if he followed that misguided advice, people wouldn't even know a song like that existed. Porn also accounts for around 10 percent of the material on the internet, never mind other sources. So, it's a good thing we don't all have real jobs, isn't it? Wear this anti-social, anti-establishment, and anti-normal adult humor t-shirt and enjoy the music, art, and especially porn that little bit more.
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