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Funny and witty adult t-shirts

Funny and witty adult t-shirts with adults humor and language. These are the funniest tee-shirts with humorous and twisted thoughts anywhere.

I Beat It! - Cancer - Not What You're Thinking

Cancer is a disease in which some of the body's cells grow uncontrollably and spread to other parts of the body. There are more than 100 types of cancer. On this funny adult men's humor t-shirt beating-it, has two different meanings. If you are or know a male that has beaten cancer, then buy this t-shirt and let everyone know it was cancer you beat, and not the other thing.

Buy this funny cancer survivor t-shirt for adult men with a sense of humor about it:

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iSmell

Do you smell? Actually, everyone does, that has a nose anyway. This funny t-shirt isn't referring to being stinky or smelly like the cat, but the fact that pretty well everyone smells, and poops too. Wear this funny and smelly t-shirt and start smelling the roses or what the Rocks got cookin' (hopefully bacon).

Buy this smelly, but funny t-shirt about smelling here:

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Dicktators

This thought-provoking t-shirt refers to how dictators are dicks. If you think that dictators are dicks too, then buy this shirt and wear it with democratic pride. Dictators should be Kings Of The Past.

Buy this funny political dictators t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/dicktators

RUSSIA - It's hard to face an existential threat when you're the one doing the threatening.

A Russian representative said that if they face an existential threat, they can't rule out the use of nuclear weapons. On this thought-provoking political t-shirt you can let people know that Russia is a hypocrite because they are obviously threatening Ukraine. If you think the Russian government is full of shit, wear this political t-shirt, and threaten them with common sense. Buy this support Ukraine t-shirt and half the profits will be donated to a Ukrainian charity.

Buy this thought-provoking support Ukraine t-shirt here:

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American Unfairlines

If you have ever had a problem with any Airline, or specifically American Airlines, then you'll love wearing this funny American Unfairlines t-shirt. Buy this funny airline parody t-shirt for anyone that has had to go through abuse at the hands of airport or airplane employees.

Buy this funny American Airlines t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/american-unfairlines

New York - Get The Fuck Outta Here!

New York City, United States comprises 5 boroughs. Manhattan is the world’s major commercial, financial, and cultural center. American landmarks include the Empire State Building and Central Park. Broadway, and Times Square. Then there are New Yorkers, and this t-shirt is made for them because they want you to Get The Fuck Outta Here! Wear this funny anti-social t-shirt made for Americans from The Big Apple, US.

Buy this anti-social sociopathic t-shirt for Americans from New York here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/new-york-get-the-fuck-outta-here

Freedom isn't free - I pay taxes for it

Freedom isn't free is an expression used to describe sacrifice during times of crisis, used in the United States to express gratitude to the military for defending freedom. This famous quote has also been used in many movies as well. Wear this funny American Freedom t-shirt if you're sick and tired of the government using it as an excuse, or if you have a sense of humor about American patriotism.

Buy this Freedom isn't free funny patriotic t-shirt for Americans here:

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El Presidente Of The United States

With the United States putting up fences to keep out Mexicans mostly, this funny presidential political t-shirt puts a witty twist on any election outcome in the future. Americans won't be having any Mexican presidents anytime soon, but it would be a rather humorous election result if they did. Wear this funny American president t-shirt and predict the future just like The Simpsons do.

Buy this funny Mexican-American Presidential political t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/el-presidente-of-the-united-states-1

WE DON'T WANT WAR ANYMORE

Edwin Starr had the song War and it went: War, huh, What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, and he was completely right. If you're sick of war, especially with the war between Russia and Ukraine, then wear this anti-war protest t-shirt and half the profits will be donated to a Ukrainian charity. If the Hippies could do it, so can you.

Buy this anti-war political t-shirt to help Ukraine and to stop wars in general here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/we-dont-want-war-anymore

PUTIN EVERYONE ON

Putting someone on is to tease or deceive someone innocently and for fun. Unfortunately, Putin is putting everyone on with his story for invading Ukraine and pretty well anything else he says. If you think Putin is putting everyone on too, then wear this funny, but also serious political t-shirt to help Ukrainians during and after the Russia-Ukraine war. If you buy any of the Help Ukraine t-shirts, half of the profits will be donated to a Ukrainian charity to help the victims of the war - people.

Buy this help support Ukrainians t-shirt here:

https://witty-twisters-t-shirts.myshopify.com/products/putin-everyone-on

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