If you emit gas from your ass, you can blast off the couch like a rocket. Wear this funny anti-social farting t-shirt to explain those farts on the couch everyone hears. After you fart, just stand up right away to blast off and the fart becomes your rocket fuel. This funny flatulence t-shirt for sociopathic people makes a great gift for college students, dads, and foodies that fart a lot as well.

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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink. This funny Dr Prepper t-shirt is for anyone including doctors, that prepare during pandemics or any apocalypse by hoarding toilet paper. Everyone else is a prepper now, don't you want to be a prepper too? Wear this funny sociopath or anti-social t-shirt that's about hoarding toilet paper during a pandemic and save your soul, along with the toilet paper.

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At the beginning of the covid-19 coronavirus pandemic, a lot of people hoarded toilet paper. On this funny pandemic t-shirt, the Tp is getting its revenge as its own horde. Wear this funny toilet paper t-shirt where the TP is a killing machine, and bow to the new overlords.

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Don't like to be pushed around? Nobody does, so everybody should buy this funny anti-social t-shirt right? Maybe not, but either way you can let everyone else know that you don't like to be pushed around and they should stop trying to push your buttons too. Your button doesn't want to be pushed and this funny sociopathic t-shirt says it all.

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Russia says the Moskva sank after an explosion of ammunition, but Ukrainians say they hit it with missiles. Maybe the Russians said: "You sank my battleship!", y'know, from the game. If you want to help support Ukraine in or after the war, purchase this t-shirt and half the profits will go to a Ukrainian charity.

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There aren't a lot of f-words, but on this funny adult t-shirt, there are two, Friday and Fuck. Wear this funny adult t-shirt to work, at your fucken home, or anywhere else, what the fuck else can you do with it. If you love to swear or fuck a lot, then get this funny F-word t-shirt asap.

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If you've just done it, then congratulations. On another point, this funny sports t-shirt says that... and with a checkmark as well. Whether it's sex, sports or shitting your shorts, if you've just done it, this funny sports t-shirt says it with a Nike feel. A great gift for college students that are doing it constantly.

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If anyone has ever told you that you're full of yourself, then you absolutely need to buy and wear this funny t-shirt asap. If people think you're very self-satisfied with an exaggerated sense of self-worth, then twist their minds into knowing that technically, everyone is full of themselves. "Eyes! Lungs! Pancreas! So many snacks, so little time." - Venom

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